1 00:00:07,834 --> 00:00:11,583 [thunder rolling and crashing] 2 00:00:17,333 --> 00:00:21,500 [♪♪♪] 3 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:37,083 [calls] Henry? 4 00:00:38,667 --> 00:00:40,250 Henry! 5 00:00:41,583 --> 00:00:43,375 Hey, Dad, have you seen Henry? 6 00:00:43,458 --> 00:00:44,917 I'm here! 7 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:46,917 I'm getting the pigweed out of the ground, 8 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:48,083 like you said! 9 00:00:48,166 --> 00:00:50,208 You're pulling up the root, too, right? 10 00:00:50,291 --> 00:00:52,041 Yeah, I'm getting the roots. What am I, six? 11 00:00:52,125 --> 00:00:53,709 Good! Now go grab me 12 00:00:53,792 --> 00:00:55,583 that big jar of pennies from the kitchen, okay? 13 00:00:58,458 --> 00:01:00,542 And wipe your muddy feet! 14 00:01:02,250 --> 00:01:03,834 [♪♪♪] 15 00:01:08,959 --> 00:01:11,166 He wiped his feet! 16 00:01:12,709 --> 00:01:14,250 [sighs] 17 00:01:14,333 --> 00:01:16,583 [♪♪♪] 18 00:01:20,417 --> 00:01:22,083 Okay, I want you to take these pennies 19 00:01:22,166 --> 00:01:24,250 and line them up... just like this. 20 00:01:24,333 --> 00:01:25,709 -All right? -'Kay. 21 00:01:25,792 --> 00:01:27,750 We need to go all the way around the broccoli, 22 00:01:27,834 --> 00:01:30,667 the onions, the cabbages, and the tomatoes, okay? 23 00:01:30,750 --> 00:01:31,792 The whole thing? 24 00:01:31,875 --> 00:01:33,458 -"The whole thing." -[dramatic sigh] 25 00:01:33,542 --> 00:01:35,917 You wanna know a secret? 26 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:38,000 These are not vegetables... 27 00:01:38,083 --> 00:01:39,792 they're space pods. 28 00:01:39,875 --> 00:01:40,750 -What? -Oh, yeah. 29 00:01:40,834 --> 00:01:41,792 Please. 30 00:01:41,875 --> 00:01:43,667 The tiny astronauts 31 00:01:43,750 --> 00:01:45,166 that colonized this area, 32 00:01:45,250 --> 00:01:46,250 they built them. 33 00:01:46,333 --> 00:01:47,834 But now... 34 00:01:47,917 --> 00:01:52,208 their colony is under attack by these hideous space monsters-- 35 00:01:52,291 --> 00:01:53,375 Ugh. 36 00:01:53,458 --> 00:01:55,417 -Ew. -So... 37 00:01:55,500 --> 00:01:58,667 the only way for you to save the day 38 00:01:58,750 --> 00:02:02,166 is to take these... microelectron converters 39 00:02:02,250 --> 00:02:05,750 and form a force-field all the way around the colony. 40 00:02:05,834 --> 00:02:08,834 Give me a break. 41 00:02:08,917 --> 00:02:11,583 Actually, if you want to know the truth, 42 00:02:11,667 --> 00:02:14,792 the chemicals in slugs react to the copper in pennies, 43 00:02:14,875 --> 00:02:16,041 and it keeps them away. 44 00:02:16,125 --> 00:02:18,333 Do I look like a child to you? 45 00:02:18,417 --> 00:02:20,542 Well, I guess not. 46 00:02:20,625 --> 00:02:21,625 [Sarah chuckles] 47 00:02:22,792 --> 00:02:25,542 [♪♪♪] 48 00:02:27,291 --> 00:02:28,500 Hey. 49 00:02:28,583 --> 00:02:30,166 Dinner's in the pressure cooker. 50 00:02:30,250 --> 00:02:31,208 20 minutes, all right? 51 00:02:31,291 --> 00:02:32,625 Okay. 52 00:02:32,709 --> 00:02:35,208 He's done with the Space Invaders, 53 00:02:35,291 --> 00:02:37,208 and went on to the pterodactyls. 54 00:02:37,291 --> 00:02:38,208 Pterodactyls? 55 00:02:39,333 --> 00:02:40,375 Chicken coop. 56 00:02:40,458 --> 00:02:42,709 Oh. Right. 57 00:02:42,792 --> 00:02:45,875 I don't remember you being this quick to grow up. 58 00:02:45,959 --> 00:02:47,917 -Sign of the times. -[Calvin chuckles] 59 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:49,875 What's this? You need some help? 60 00:02:49,959 --> 00:02:51,291 Fresh Rite order. 61 00:02:51,375 --> 00:02:52,417 Nope, I'm done. 62 00:02:52,500 --> 00:02:53,792 All right, I'm gonna wash up. 63 00:02:53,875 --> 00:02:55,667 Sounds good. 64 00:02:56,834 --> 00:02:58,458 [clucking] 65 00:02:58,542 --> 00:03:00,625 No need to shove, ladies. 66 00:03:00,709 --> 00:03:02,583 [clucking and rustling] 67 00:03:16,917 --> 00:03:17,917 Whoa! 68 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:20,542 -[gasping] -[thud] 69 00:03:21,667 --> 00:03:23,083 Please... 70 00:03:24,959 --> 00:03:26,208 I'm unarmed. 71 00:03:26,291 --> 00:03:27,375 Are you a robber? 72 00:03:27,458 --> 00:03:29,375 No. 73 00:03:29,458 --> 00:03:31,917 I assure you, I'm a man of honor. 74 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:33,625 Mom! 75 00:03:33,709 --> 00:03:36,125 [footsteps fleeing] 76 00:03:37,375 --> 00:03:39,333 Mom! 77 00:03:43,792 --> 00:03:44,792 Henry. 78 00:03:44,875 --> 00:03:46,500 Oh, sorry. 79 00:03:46,583 --> 00:03:47,583 Mom? 80 00:03:47,667 --> 00:03:48,917 -Yeah? -You know how we're supposed 81 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:49,792 to keep critters out of the barn? 82 00:03:49,875 --> 00:03:50,834 Yes. 83 00:03:50,917 --> 00:03:53,333 But what if the critter's a man? 84 00:03:53,417 --> 00:03:54,750 There's a guy eating turnips in the barn. 85 00:03:54,834 --> 00:03:56,041 I think he's homeless. 86 00:03:56,125 --> 00:03:57,875 What? 87 00:03:57,959 --> 00:03:59,417 He said he's not a bad guy. 88 00:03:59,500 --> 00:04:00,667 You spoke to him? 89 00:04:00,750 --> 00:04:01,709 Only a little. 90 00:04:01,792 --> 00:04:03,834 [groans] Oh. Dad! 91 00:04:03,917 --> 00:04:06,375 [♪♪♪] 92 00:04:14,750 --> 00:04:16,750 Who's in here? I've got a gun! 93 00:04:16,834 --> 00:04:17,834 [man] No, please. I yield! 94 00:04:20,625 --> 00:04:22,250 [crash-thud] 95 00:04:22,333 --> 00:04:23,250 [gasps] 96 00:04:24,709 --> 00:04:27,083 How did you do that? Are you a witch? 97 00:04:27,166 --> 00:04:28,917 She was, last Halloween. 98 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:31,000 Henry! I told you to stay inside. 99 00:04:31,083 --> 00:04:33,625 Please do not shoot me, witch. 100 00:04:33,709 --> 00:04:35,500 Keep calling me that. Give me a reason. 101 00:04:35,583 --> 00:04:37,625 What are you doing in my barn? 102 00:04:37,709 --> 00:04:40,083 I'm sorry. I... seem to have confused things. 103 00:04:40,166 --> 00:04:41,583 I've hit my head. 104 00:04:41,667 --> 00:04:43,125 Was that before or after you robbed a costume shop? 105 00:04:44,917 --> 00:04:46,500 I wonder, may I speak with your husband? 106 00:04:46,583 --> 00:04:48,333 -No, you can't. -He's gone. 107 00:04:48,417 --> 00:04:49,333 -Henry. -Oh. 108 00:04:49,417 --> 00:04:50,792 My condolences. 109 00:04:50,875 --> 00:04:51,667 Keep 'em. 110 00:04:51,750 --> 00:04:53,291 Oh, you're a spinster! 111 00:04:53,375 --> 00:04:55,208 Forced to wear pants and look mannish, 112 00:04:55,291 --> 00:04:56,291 to protect your family? 113 00:04:56,375 --> 00:04:57,417 Okay, now you're pushing it. 114 00:04:57,500 --> 00:04:59,500 I pray you are not offended? 115 00:04:59,583 --> 00:05:01,458 Do not come any closer! 116 00:05:01,542 --> 00:05:03,542 I am not a spinster and I am offended. 117 00:05:03,625 --> 00:05:04,625 Go get Grandpa. Go! 118 00:05:04,709 --> 00:05:05,959 And leave you here alone? 119 00:05:06,041 --> 00:05:07,125 Henry, now! 120 00:05:07,208 --> 00:05:08,417 You live with your father? 121 00:05:08,500 --> 00:05:09,500 My mistake. 122 00:05:09,583 --> 00:05:11,542 Do not move any closer. 123 00:05:11,625 --> 00:05:13,333 Dad! 124 00:05:13,417 --> 00:05:15,709 Stay right there. Don't move. 125 00:05:19,166 --> 00:05:20,125 Honest mistake. 126 00:05:20,208 --> 00:05:21,625 You have pants on. 127 00:05:24,625 --> 00:05:26,041 Dad? 128 00:05:26,125 --> 00:05:27,041 Didn't you hear me? 129 00:05:27,125 --> 00:05:28,250 Hear what? 130 00:05:28,333 --> 00:05:30,333 I was calling you. Dinner's ready. 131 00:05:30,417 --> 00:05:31,917 There's a homeless guy in the barn. 132 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:32,959 What? 133 00:05:33,041 --> 00:05:34,208 [snaps] Why didn't you tell me? 134 00:05:34,291 --> 00:05:36,583 He seems a little off. I think he hit his head. 135 00:05:36,667 --> 00:05:37,792 Is that gun loaded? 136 00:05:37,875 --> 00:05:38,959 No, I didn't have time. 137 00:05:39,041 --> 00:05:40,208 But I think he's harmless. 138 00:05:40,291 --> 00:05:41,625 I think I need a first-aid kit. 139 00:05:41,709 --> 00:05:43,208 [Calvin groans] 140 00:05:43,291 --> 00:05:44,583 This is so cool. 141 00:05:44,667 --> 00:05:46,166 We'd better get Ted out here. 142 00:05:46,250 --> 00:05:47,333 Really? 143 00:05:47,417 --> 00:05:48,750 I think he's just lost and confused. 144 00:05:48,834 --> 00:05:50,917 And hungry! I mean, how hungry do you have to be 145 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:52,959 to eat raw turnips? 146 00:05:54,208 --> 00:05:56,417 [gulping and chomping] 147 00:05:56,500 --> 00:05:59,750 Mm! This is quite possibly the best stew I have ever eaten. 148 00:05:59,834 --> 00:06:01,250 Seriously? 149 00:06:01,333 --> 00:06:03,625 The man clearly has a refined palate. 150 00:06:03,709 --> 00:06:05,750 The man's probably got a name. 151 00:06:05,834 --> 00:06:06,959 Who are you? 152 00:06:08,291 --> 00:06:09,959 R... 153 00:06:11,125 --> 00:06:13,250 Rip... I believe. 154 00:06:14,458 --> 00:06:16,875 My Christian name is Richard... 155 00:06:16,959 --> 00:06:18,875 but everyone calls me Rip. 156 00:06:18,959 --> 00:06:20,333 Got a last name to go with that? 157 00:06:21,667 --> 00:06:24,709 It is... 158 00:06:24,792 --> 00:06:25,959 that's odd. 159 00:06:26,041 --> 00:06:27,583 Well, I'm Sarah, 160 00:06:27,667 --> 00:06:30,208 and that is my father, Calvin, and Henry. 161 00:06:30,291 --> 00:06:31,250 You don't remember 162 00:06:31,333 --> 00:06:32,709 -your last name? -Henry. 163 00:06:32,792 --> 00:06:34,458 Strange. 164 00:06:34,542 --> 00:06:36,959 Since I woke, it's as if I'm in a fog. 165 00:06:37,041 --> 00:06:38,583 I just... 166 00:06:38,667 --> 00:06:41,083 I remember bits and pieces. 167 00:06:41,166 --> 00:06:43,083 I'm not sure from whence I have come 168 00:06:43,166 --> 00:06:44,208 or where I am going. 169 00:06:45,667 --> 00:06:47,959 The countryside... 170 00:06:48,041 --> 00:06:50,125 the landmarks, they all... 171 00:06:50,208 --> 00:06:52,041 seem familiar, yet... 172 00:06:52,125 --> 00:06:54,709 they're all sitting strangely. 173 00:06:54,792 --> 00:06:57,291 Well, where are you from, originally? 174 00:06:58,834 --> 00:07:00,709 [stammers, muddled] 175 00:07:03,166 --> 00:07:04,125 Here. 176 00:07:06,625 --> 00:07:07,917 [more certain] I would say here. 177 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:09,500 Okay. 178 00:07:09,583 --> 00:07:10,917 Did you ever meet the Harrisons? 179 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:12,250 They had the next farm over. 180 00:07:12,333 --> 00:07:13,625 They sold it about... 181 00:07:13,709 --> 00:07:15,583 mm, a year before your mother passed, 182 00:07:15,667 --> 00:07:17,375 then those developers came 183 00:07:17,458 --> 00:07:19,792 and built all those ugly houses all over the property-- 184 00:07:19,875 --> 00:07:21,208 [clears her throat] 185 00:07:21,291 --> 00:07:24,625 The Harrisons had a boy, would've been about his age. 186 00:07:24,709 --> 00:07:26,041 He was in the service, if I recall. 187 00:07:26,125 --> 00:07:27,125 Were you in the military? 188 00:07:27,208 --> 00:07:28,875 [realizing] Yes, ma'am. 189 00:07:28,959 --> 00:07:31,542 25th Infantry regiment. 190 00:07:31,625 --> 00:07:32,959 I remember, we-- 191 00:07:33,041 --> 00:07:35,125 we saw considerable skirmishes during the war. 192 00:07:35,208 --> 00:07:37,041 I served in the Navy, myself. 193 00:07:37,125 --> 00:07:38,166 Oh! 194 00:07:38,250 --> 00:07:39,875 -[Sarah] Great. -[police siren yelps] 195 00:07:41,083 --> 00:07:43,333 [Henry, sighing] Aw, that'll be Ted. 196 00:07:43,417 --> 00:07:44,291 [Calvin] Come on. 197 00:07:48,125 --> 00:07:49,583 What's going on? Everyone okay? 198 00:07:49,667 --> 00:07:51,458 [Sarah] Nothing to worry about. Everything's fine. 199 00:07:51,542 --> 00:07:54,625 [Henry] Except we have a robber living in our barn now. 200 00:07:54,709 --> 00:07:55,709 You. In the house. Now. 201 00:07:55,792 --> 00:07:56,959 Fine! 202 00:07:57,041 --> 00:07:58,083 In the barn? 203 00:07:58,166 --> 00:08:00,458 Uh, j-- just wait a second. 204 00:08:00,542 --> 00:08:02,375 Um, do you remember the Harrisons, 205 00:08:02,458 --> 00:08:03,375 who used to live down the road? 206 00:08:03,458 --> 00:08:04,291 Yeah. 207 00:08:04,375 --> 00:08:05,917 So Dad thinks he remembers 208 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:08,500 maybe they had a son who was a veteran...? 209 00:08:08,583 --> 00:08:09,792 I don-- I don't know, 210 00:08:09,875 --> 00:08:12,083 but this could possibly be him. 211 00:08:12,166 --> 00:08:14,291 I mean, he may have PTSD, 212 00:08:14,375 --> 00:08:16,875 but I really don't think that he's-- 213 00:08:16,959 --> 00:08:19,458 I'm not dangerous, if that's your concern. 214 00:08:22,959 --> 00:08:25,583 You are from the local constabulary? 215 00:08:25,667 --> 00:08:27,083 The... the what? 216 00:08:27,166 --> 00:08:28,625 Oh, I'm... 217 00:08:28,709 --> 00:08:31,250 Deputy Ted Kohler with the... 218 00:08:31,333 --> 00:08:33,709 Doolittle County Sheriff's Department. 219 00:08:35,125 --> 00:08:37,500 We think Ted can help you figure out how you got here. 220 00:08:37,583 --> 00:08:40,333 You would like me to go with him? 221 00:08:40,417 --> 00:08:42,333 He has the resources to help you. 222 00:08:42,417 --> 00:08:43,417 Yeah. 223 00:08:43,500 --> 00:08:44,583 Whoa. Hey, hey, hey. 224 00:08:44,667 --> 00:08:46,959 Uh, Ted. That's not necessary. 225 00:08:47,041 --> 00:08:49,500 This is a strange carriage. 226 00:08:49,583 --> 00:08:51,959 You have... no horses? 227 00:08:52,041 --> 00:08:53,875 Horses? 228 00:08:53,959 --> 00:08:57,959 Oh, yeah, I got 380 of 'em right under the hood there. 229 00:08:58,041 --> 00:08:59,083 They must be tiny. 230 00:08:59,166 --> 00:09:00,375 Yeah, they're real small. 231 00:09:00,458 --> 00:09:02,542 Why don't you, uh, get in the back here, 232 00:09:02,625 --> 00:09:04,000 and we'll talk about it? 233 00:09:05,583 --> 00:09:06,792 And you, yeah, you want to watch your head 234 00:09:06,875 --> 00:09:08,834 as you get in there. 235 00:09:08,917 --> 00:09:10,208 Good. Nice. 236 00:09:11,500 --> 00:09:12,875 Yeah, you can-- you can just get in. 237 00:09:15,917 --> 00:09:17,000 Good luck, Rip. 238 00:09:19,208 --> 00:09:21,959 Good job. Hey, watch your fingers, okay? 239 00:09:22,041 --> 00:09:23,458 "Rip"? 240 00:09:23,542 --> 00:09:25,000 [snickers] 241 00:09:25,083 --> 00:09:26,834 Is he, uh, some kind of surfer or something? 242 00:09:26,917 --> 00:09:28,333 Sounds like you're jealous. 243 00:09:28,417 --> 00:09:29,208 Really? 244 00:09:29,291 --> 00:09:31,250 Why? Should I be? 245 00:09:31,333 --> 00:09:32,542 Yeah. It's been a whirlwind. 246 00:09:32,625 --> 00:09:34,792 We met an hour ago and we're already engaged. 247 00:09:34,875 --> 00:09:36,834 Is that right? 248 00:09:36,917 --> 00:09:38,125 Henry found him in the barn. 249 00:09:38,208 --> 00:09:39,500 He fell, he hit his head, 250 00:09:39,583 --> 00:09:41,291 I gave him an ice pack, 251 00:09:41,375 --> 00:09:44,542 but he doesn't seem to remember who he is or how he got here. 252 00:09:44,625 --> 00:09:47,667 Or what a car is. Yeah. 253 00:09:47,750 --> 00:09:49,792 Okay, well, I'll run him by the hospital 254 00:09:49,875 --> 00:09:52,500 after I fingerprint him and get him checked out. 255 00:09:52,583 --> 00:09:53,542 Thank you. 256 00:09:53,625 --> 00:09:54,750 Oh, hey. 257 00:09:54,834 --> 00:09:56,083 Actually, while I'm here, 258 00:09:56,166 --> 00:09:57,333 I didn't-- I don't know if you heard, 259 00:09:57,417 --> 00:09:59,583 but there's a new restaurant out in New Haven. 260 00:09:59,667 --> 00:10:01,333 Everyone's raving about it 261 00:10:01,417 --> 00:10:02,750 and I was thinking.... 262 00:10:02,834 --> 00:10:04,500 You were thinking you'd leave a man with a concussion 263 00:10:04,583 --> 00:10:05,875 in the back of your squad car 264 00:10:05,959 --> 00:10:07,625 while you make a date? 265 00:10:07,709 --> 00:10:09,834 Fair point, sir. 266 00:10:09,917 --> 00:10:11,750 I'll call you. Okay? 267 00:10:11,834 --> 00:10:13,000 All right. 268 00:10:14,750 --> 00:10:16,750 [Rip] Your carriage makes strange sounds. 269 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:18,834 Well, that's that. 270 00:10:18,917 --> 00:10:20,208 Yep. 271 00:10:20,291 --> 00:10:23,041 At least you didn't offer him the apple pie. Hmm? 272 00:10:26,834 --> 00:10:29,000 [♪♪♪] 273 00:10:46,166 --> 00:10:47,500 [siren yelps] 274 00:10:47,583 --> 00:10:50,125 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! 275 00:10:50,208 --> 00:10:52,000 Easy. 276 00:10:52,083 --> 00:10:53,667 -Easy. -What kind of place is this? 277 00:10:53,750 --> 00:10:55,417 Nothing to fear, it's just a hospital. 278 00:10:55,500 --> 00:10:57,208 [siren wailing] 279 00:10:57,291 --> 00:10:58,875 They got those, where you're from? 280 00:10:58,959 --> 00:10:59,917 Yeah. 281 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,041 Nothing to be afraid of. 282 00:11:01,125 --> 00:11:02,041 D-Did you see that? 283 00:11:02,125 --> 00:11:04,625 I did. Yeah. 284 00:11:04,709 --> 00:11:06,959 I'm just gonna go speak with the Deputy for a minute. 285 00:11:07,041 --> 00:11:09,041 Are you gonna be okay in here? 286 00:11:10,250 --> 00:11:11,875 Okay. 287 00:11:11,959 --> 00:11:13,792 [PA announcement] Dr. Bensen, please report to room 314. 288 00:11:13,875 --> 00:11:15,625 Dr. Bensen to room 314. 289 00:11:17,083 --> 00:11:19,750 So, there's no signs of concussion 290 00:11:19,834 --> 00:11:21,417 or any other head trauma, 291 00:11:21,500 --> 00:11:23,583 but he's definitely confused. 292 00:11:23,667 --> 00:11:25,834 I asked him the last time he'd last seen a dentist 293 00:11:25,917 --> 00:11:27,792 and he said he wanted to get his hair cut. 294 00:11:27,875 --> 00:11:30,375 Yeah. Sounds like our guy. 295 00:11:30,458 --> 00:11:32,083 Yeah, his fingerprints didn't register 296 00:11:32,166 --> 00:11:33,417 in any of our databases. 297 00:11:33,500 --> 00:11:34,875 Says his name's "Rip." 298 00:11:34,959 --> 00:11:35,792 -Hmm. -I don't know. 299 00:11:35,875 --> 00:11:37,250 That's normal. 300 00:11:37,333 --> 00:11:39,083 At this point, I guess we've got ourselves a John Doe. 301 00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:42,375 Okay, well, we are required to keep him overnight 302 00:11:42,458 --> 00:11:43,834 for observation, 303 00:11:43,917 --> 00:11:45,709 but you'll let me know if you find out anything else? 304 00:11:45,792 --> 00:11:47,458 Will do. Thanks, Doc. 305 00:11:47,542 --> 00:11:48,625 [alarm sounds] 306 00:11:48,709 --> 00:11:49,709 Oh, dear. Now he's up. 307 00:11:49,792 --> 00:11:51,959 Hey! Uh-oh. 308 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:59,166 [♪♪♪] 309 00:12:05,667 --> 00:12:09,709 [♪♪♪] 310 00:12:12,709 --> 00:12:14,917 -[rifle shot echoes] -[gasps] 311 00:12:16,792 --> 00:12:18,875 [sighs] 312 00:12:25,166 --> 00:12:26,500 [splash] 313 00:12:28,750 --> 00:12:30,959 -[pail clangs] -Oh! 314 00:12:31,041 --> 00:12:33,166 Apologies, madam. 315 00:12:33,250 --> 00:12:34,750 I did not want to startle you, 316 00:12:34,834 --> 00:12:36,542 but I couldn't think of what I should say. 317 00:12:36,625 --> 00:12:40,542 Um... "hello" is always a good way to start. 318 00:12:40,625 --> 00:12:42,000 Yes, of course. 319 00:12:42,083 --> 00:12:42,917 -Yeah. -Hello. 320 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:44,041 Hello. 321 00:12:44,125 --> 00:12:45,750 Are you all right? 322 00:12:45,834 --> 00:12:48,166 I stayed at your hospital last night. 323 00:12:49,333 --> 00:12:50,417 They told me should rest, 324 00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:51,792 but then a woman in a white uniform 325 00:12:51,875 --> 00:12:53,834 kept coming into my room every two hours 326 00:12:53,917 --> 00:12:56,667 and waking me up, asking me if I was sleeping. 327 00:12:56,750 --> 00:12:58,208 It was not restful. 328 00:12:58,291 --> 00:13:01,625 Yeah, um, hospitals are a little weird like that. 329 00:13:02,667 --> 00:13:05,041 So... here you are. 330 00:13:05,125 --> 00:13:06,166 Again. 331 00:13:06,250 --> 00:13:08,917 Yes, um... 332 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,375 I had a question. 333 00:13:10,458 --> 00:13:11,583 So you came back. 334 00:13:13,041 --> 00:13:14,625 Hello. 335 00:13:14,709 --> 00:13:17,750 Apologies for the intrusion again. 336 00:13:17,834 --> 00:13:21,125 Actually, I wanted to ask if I could work off the meal 337 00:13:21,208 --> 00:13:22,959 you so generously provided last night. 338 00:13:23,041 --> 00:13:25,041 Yeah, do you want to pull pigweed out of the fields? 339 00:13:25,125 --> 00:13:26,333 Henry! That's your job. 340 00:13:26,417 --> 00:13:27,750 But he wants to help. 341 00:13:27,834 --> 00:13:29,500 That is not necessary. 342 00:13:29,583 --> 00:13:30,959 Are you sure you're all right? 343 00:13:32,208 --> 00:13:34,875 The carriages and doors and lanterns 344 00:13:34,959 --> 00:13:36,375 all work by themselves. 345 00:13:36,458 --> 00:13:38,083 Am I dead? 346 00:13:38,166 --> 00:13:39,583 Is this Heaven? 347 00:13:39,667 --> 00:13:43,417 If this were Heaven, I'm not so sure he'd be here. 348 00:13:43,500 --> 00:13:47,125 I am a lucky man to have a funny daughter. 349 00:13:47,208 --> 00:13:48,959 Are we gonna talk all day 350 00:13:49,041 --> 00:13:50,709 or do you wanna pull some weeds? 351 00:13:50,792 --> 00:13:51,792 Henry. Go finish your morning chores 352 00:13:51,875 --> 00:13:53,583 before the bus gets here. 353 00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:55,375 -[groans] -Thank you. 354 00:13:58,250 --> 00:14:00,542 I think I have something you could help with. 355 00:14:00,625 --> 00:14:02,667 Come on. 356 00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:06,125 [milk squirting] 357 00:14:06,208 --> 00:14:07,542 [quietly] Shouldn't we tell him 358 00:14:07,625 --> 00:14:09,125 he can use the milking machine? 359 00:14:09,208 --> 00:14:10,375 Why? 360 00:14:10,458 --> 00:14:12,834 He's doing a better job than the pump. 361 00:14:12,917 --> 00:14:14,709 Okay. 362 00:14:14,792 --> 00:14:16,041 [loudly] Um... 363 00:14:16,125 --> 00:14:18,625 well, I was about to go make some breakfast. 364 00:14:18,709 --> 00:14:21,041 -Mm! -Eggs and bacon? Real pork. 365 00:14:21,125 --> 00:14:23,166 -What else would it be? -Vegan? 366 00:14:23,250 --> 00:14:25,875 "Vegan." I don't know what that is. 367 00:14:25,959 --> 00:14:27,792 No animal product. 368 00:14:27,875 --> 00:14:29,291 Meatless bacon? 369 00:14:29,375 --> 00:14:31,750 Yeah. Or some people use turkey. 370 00:14:31,834 --> 00:14:34,000 [aghast] But that's not bacon. Why would you do that? 371 00:14:34,083 --> 00:14:35,834 Oh, I like this guy more and more. 372 00:14:35,959 --> 00:14:37,291 Um... 373 00:14:37,375 --> 00:14:39,750 I notice the apple trees are in want of trenching, 374 00:14:39,834 --> 00:14:41,625 to help the roots absorb water. 375 00:14:41,709 --> 00:14:43,709 And I wondered if you have considered 376 00:14:43,792 --> 00:14:45,959 pruning out the center branches to help avoid the blight? 377 00:14:46,041 --> 00:14:47,083 Yeah, that's something-- 378 00:14:47,166 --> 00:14:48,500 we would've normally done that by now, 379 00:14:48,583 --> 00:14:50,834 but it's a bigger job than the two of us can handle. 380 00:14:50,917 --> 00:14:53,291 Our farmhand, Errol, he left last winter. 381 00:14:53,375 --> 00:14:56,333 Well, then, I feel obliged to offer my assistance. 382 00:14:58,041 --> 00:15:00,417 [♪♪♪] 383 00:15:11,083 --> 00:15:12,875 That looks pretty good. 384 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,000 Well, I guess you already know, 385 00:15:19,083 --> 00:15:20,250 but your mystery man 386 00:15:20,333 --> 00:15:22,250 wandered out of the hospital this morning. 387 00:15:22,333 --> 00:15:25,166 Yeah, he showed up here. What'd you find out? 388 00:15:25,250 --> 00:15:27,625 I wish you would've called me. 389 00:15:27,709 --> 00:15:31,625 I ran his prints and mugshots and nothing's come up at all, 390 00:15:31,709 --> 00:15:33,875 so I sent his prints over to the military archive, 391 00:15:33,959 --> 00:15:35,834 see if we can find his service records. 392 00:15:35,917 --> 00:15:38,333 So far, nothing back from them, either. 393 00:15:38,417 --> 00:15:41,041 We really have no idea who this guy is. 394 00:15:41,125 --> 00:15:42,875 I think it's best if I take him off your hands. 395 00:15:42,959 --> 00:15:44,166 If he is a veteran 396 00:15:44,250 --> 00:15:46,625 who has some sort of trauma or PTSD, 397 00:15:46,709 --> 00:15:49,208 then the last place for him is jail. 398 00:15:49,291 --> 00:15:51,792 No, I'm not talking about jail necessarily. 399 00:15:51,875 --> 00:15:53,500 There's no warrants out, 400 00:15:53,583 --> 00:15:56,000 unless you want to swear on a trespassing complaint? 401 00:15:56,083 --> 00:15:57,625 No. No. 402 00:15:57,709 --> 00:15:59,208 I definitely don't want to do that. 403 00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:00,667 I didn't think so. 404 00:16:00,750 --> 00:16:02,250 But I do think it's fair to say 405 00:16:02,333 --> 00:16:04,000 that he needs further evaluation, 406 00:16:04,083 --> 00:16:05,250 you know, at a psych hospital 407 00:16:05,333 --> 00:16:06,709 -or something. -Really? 408 00:16:06,792 --> 00:16:07,917 What else is there? 409 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,875 I mean, I guess it wouldn't hurt 410 00:16:09,959 --> 00:16:11,125 to let him stay in the farmhand house 411 00:16:11,208 --> 00:16:11,959 for just, like, a day or two. 412 00:16:12,041 --> 00:16:13,208 Sarah. 413 00:16:13,291 --> 00:16:14,917 Just until we figure out what's wrong. 414 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:16,834 I mean, someone could be worried sick that he's missing. 415 00:16:16,917 --> 00:16:18,625 Sarah, we don't really know who this guy is. 416 00:16:18,709 --> 00:16:20,667 He could be... Norman Bates. 417 00:16:20,750 --> 00:16:22,583 Or he could be Forrest Gump. 418 00:16:22,667 --> 00:16:23,959 I mean, what if he was your family, huh? 419 00:16:24,041 --> 00:16:25,709 Would you want him institutionalized? 420 00:16:27,125 --> 00:16:28,250 You are a good person. 421 00:16:28,333 --> 00:16:30,166 No. 422 00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:32,000 Lock your doors. I mean it. 423 00:16:32,083 --> 00:16:33,667 First sign of trouble, you call me. 424 00:16:33,750 --> 00:16:34,709 Of course. 425 00:16:34,792 --> 00:16:35,917 Okay. 426 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,166 Oh. 427 00:16:38,250 --> 00:16:41,750 Um, you never did give me an answer about this weekend-- 428 00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:43,959 the new restaurant? 429 00:16:45,291 --> 00:16:47,125 Oh. Right, right. 430 00:16:48,625 --> 00:16:50,417 -Oh, you're asking. Now. -Yeah. 431 00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:52,125 Um. Yeah. Yeah, sure. 432 00:16:52,208 --> 00:16:53,250 -Yeah? -Yeah. 433 00:16:53,333 --> 00:16:54,250 -Great. -Yeah. 434 00:16:54,333 --> 00:16:55,917 Okay, well, um, 435 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,583 I will pick you up on Saturday at seven, 436 00:16:57,667 --> 00:17:00,583 and in the meantime, anything odd happens... 437 00:17:00,667 --> 00:17:02,250 You'll be the first one I call. 438 00:17:02,333 --> 00:17:03,542 Thank you. 439 00:17:03,625 --> 00:17:05,083 All right. 440 00:17:05,166 --> 00:17:06,542 -See ya. -See ya. 441 00:17:09,333 --> 00:17:11,375 [♪♪♪] 442 00:17:13,250 --> 00:17:14,917 Ahem. 443 00:17:25,875 --> 00:17:29,417 Um, so, I was thinking that once we finish up here, 444 00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:31,500 maybe we can try and find out a little bit more 445 00:17:31,583 --> 00:17:32,583 about your chest-- 446 00:17:32,667 --> 00:17:33,750 your... your past? 447 00:17:33,834 --> 00:17:35,542 Your-- your... your pa-- 448 00:17:35,625 --> 00:17:37,667 I'm gonna... I'm-- 449 00:17:40,625 --> 00:17:44,333 Look, uh, why don't you take these things into the barn? 450 00:17:47,417 --> 00:17:48,792 Go right on in. 451 00:17:48,875 --> 00:17:50,166 Hey. 452 00:17:50,250 --> 00:17:53,542 Uh, so, the Harrisons that lived down the road, 453 00:17:53,625 --> 00:17:55,125 they do have a son, 454 00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:58,500 and check out this article that I found on him. 455 00:17:58,583 --> 00:18:00,959 "Local Man Receives Purple Heart." 456 00:18:01,041 --> 00:18:02,875 Does that sound familiar to you? 457 00:18:02,959 --> 00:18:04,333 Were you wounded? 458 00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:05,542 Did you receive a medal? 459 00:18:06,959 --> 00:18:08,333 Yes. 460 00:18:08,417 --> 00:18:09,792 I-I was wounded in battle 461 00:18:09,875 --> 00:18:11,750 a-and I was awarded a commendation. 462 00:18:11,834 --> 00:18:14,083 Okay. 463 00:18:14,166 --> 00:18:16,625 Well, with all that hair, 464 00:18:16,709 --> 00:18:19,583 how can we tell if that's him? 465 00:18:19,667 --> 00:18:22,208 How would you feel about a haircut and a shave? 466 00:18:33,250 --> 00:18:33,959 [doors locking] 467 00:18:39,959 --> 00:18:42,166 That... church! 468 00:18:42,250 --> 00:18:44,083 That is the church in which I was christened! 469 00:18:49,083 --> 00:18:51,083 All right. Chin up? 470 00:18:53,625 --> 00:18:55,875 So... what are we in the mood for? 471 00:18:55,959 --> 00:18:59,625 Mm. Something a little more clean-cut. 472 00:19:02,625 --> 00:19:04,500 [chuckles] 473 00:19:04,583 --> 00:19:05,625 [clippers begin buzzing] 474 00:19:06,709 --> 00:19:08,375 [clippers shut off] 475 00:19:08,458 --> 00:19:10,417 What is that thing? 476 00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:13,333 Normally, only little kids get scared of the clippers. 477 00:19:14,959 --> 00:19:16,875 [Sarah] You're fine. Really, it's okay. 478 00:19:16,959 --> 00:19:18,792 Yeah, just... 479 00:19:20,291 --> 00:19:23,083 ...just, uh, sit down-- there you go. 480 00:19:25,125 --> 00:19:27,667 [♪♪♪] 481 00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:29,500 All right. 482 00:19:29,583 --> 00:19:30,417 [buzzing resumes] 483 00:19:33,291 --> 00:19:35,333 [Calvin] That is not the same guy. 484 00:19:35,417 --> 00:19:36,542 [sighs] 485 00:19:36,625 --> 00:19:38,834 Who are you then? 486 00:19:38,917 --> 00:19:40,667 You said you were in the military 487 00:19:40,750 --> 00:19:41,625 and that you were wounded. 488 00:19:41,709 --> 00:19:43,125 Was it Iraq? 489 00:19:43,208 --> 00:19:44,166 Afghanistan? 490 00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:46,333 Do you remember anything? 491 00:19:46,417 --> 00:19:48,375 I don't know of those battles. 492 00:19:48,458 --> 00:19:50,750 Our regiment never got south of Delaware. 493 00:19:50,834 --> 00:19:52,166 [chuckles] Delaware? 494 00:19:52,250 --> 00:19:54,000 Who were you fighting in Delaware? 495 00:19:54,083 --> 00:19:55,041 The British. 496 00:19:55,125 --> 00:19:56,166 [door bell jingles] 497 00:19:57,625 --> 00:19:59,458 Hey, Waylon. Just finishing up here. 498 00:19:59,542 --> 00:20:01,917 Afternoon, Bud. Hello, Sarah. 499 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,083 Hello. 500 00:20:03,166 --> 00:20:05,250 Calvin. 501 00:20:05,333 --> 00:20:08,333 I never saw you at the VFW the other night. 502 00:20:08,417 --> 00:20:09,792 Well, it was storming, Waylon. 503 00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:12,250 Some of us have property to look after. 504 00:20:12,333 --> 00:20:15,667 Or I suppose some of us are just more dedicated than others. 505 00:20:15,750 --> 00:20:16,959 [Waylon chuckles alone] 506 00:20:17,041 --> 00:20:20,125 I'm, uh, Waylon Finster. 507 00:20:20,208 --> 00:20:22,250 How do you do? I'm Rip. 508 00:20:22,333 --> 00:20:23,500 Uh, Rip was just telling us 509 00:20:23,583 --> 00:20:25,500 how he was fighting the British in Delaware. 510 00:20:25,583 --> 00:20:27,709 Aren't you the funny one? 511 00:20:27,792 --> 00:20:30,041 Well, that's not really true. 512 00:20:30,125 --> 00:20:31,709 Because that would be crazy. 513 00:20:31,792 --> 00:20:34,166 The farthest south we had battles was New Jersey. 514 00:20:35,375 --> 00:20:36,417 Re-enactments. 515 00:20:36,500 --> 00:20:38,291 Yeah. Yeah. 516 00:20:38,375 --> 00:20:40,917 Oh. You know... 517 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:44,250 I'm a Revolutionary War buff myself. 518 00:20:44,333 --> 00:20:47,166 I'm quite an admirer of that period. 519 00:20:47,250 --> 00:20:49,458 [aghast] We waged war... 520 00:20:49,542 --> 00:20:51,417 often against former kinsmen. 521 00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:52,959 It was a terrible and grueling time. 522 00:20:53,041 --> 00:20:54,333 Are you saying that you enjoyed it? 523 00:20:54,417 --> 00:20:56,041 I think it's time for us to go. 524 00:20:56,125 --> 00:20:57,208 -Dad? -Yeah. 525 00:20:58,291 --> 00:20:59,500 Nice seeing you. 526 00:20:59,583 --> 00:21:00,792 Uh, thanks, Bud! 527 00:21:00,875 --> 00:21:04,083 [♪♪♪] 528 00:21:04,166 --> 00:21:06,583 Uh, Mr. Rip? 529 00:21:06,667 --> 00:21:07,959 Good luck. 530 00:21:08,041 --> 00:21:09,125 Thank you. 531 00:21:09,208 --> 00:21:10,417 You eat it. 532 00:21:10,500 --> 00:21:12,291 -Eat it? -Yeah. Mm-hmm. Let's go. 533 00:21:12,375 --> 00:21:14,417 Good seeing you, Waylon. 534 00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:16,792 Right. 535 00:21:18,959 --> 00:21:21,208 I fear I may have offended your friend. 536 00:21:21,291 --> 00:21:22,542 Who? That guy? 537 00:21:22,625 --> 00:21:24,291 Ha! He's a know-it-all 538 00:21:24,375 --> 00:21:26,917 who thinks he invented the American Revolution. 539 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,083 To hear him talk, 540 00:21:28,166 --> 00:21:30,458 he was leading the troops himself. 541 00:21:30,542 --> 00:21:31,625 How absurd. 542 00:21:31,709 --> 00:21:32,917 Exactly. 543 00:21:33,041 --> 00:21:35,500 He bears no resemblance to General Washington. 544 00:21:35,583 --> 00:21:38,291 Okay, come-- 545 00:21:40,750 --> 00:21:42,041 Come on, Paul Revere. 546 00:21:42,125 --> 00:21:43,875 This way. 547 00:21:43,959 --> 00:21:45,500 Gotta get to the car that way. 548 00:21:45,583 --> 00:21:46,667 [crunch] 549 00:21:46,750 --> 00:21:48,625 What are you doing? 550 00:21:48,709 --> 00:21:50,166 You give these to children? 551 00:21:50,250 --> 00:21:52,125 You have to take the wrapper off. 552 00:21:52,208 --> 00:21:53,709 That outside part. 553 00:21:53,792 --> 00:21:55,333 Oh... all right. 554 00:21:55,417 --> 00:21:57,250 [Calvin snickers] 555 00:22:15,750 --> 00:22:17,583 [saw cutting wood] 556 00:22:19,166 --> 00:22:21,959 We're fixing the holes where the raccoons are getting in. 557 00:22:22,041 --> 00:22:25,333 He, um, he does seem to know his way around a farm. 558 00:22:27,083 --> 00:22:28,875 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 559 00:22:28,959 --> 00:22:31,500 We are not paying him a nickel a day to work here. 560 00:22:31,583 --> 00:22:33,291 Well, I guess not. 561 00:22:33,375 --> 00:22:37,542 But I was thinking of something a little more long-term, 562 00:22:37,625 --> 00:22:39,792 if we could work it out. 563 00:22:42,667 --> 00:22:44,709 Hmm. 564 00:22:46,959 --> 00:22:49,583 Well, I guess we could ask him. 565 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:53,333 Hey, Rip. 566 00:22:53,417 --> 00:22:55,333 Um... 567 00:22:55,417 --> 00:22:56,917 so, what would you think about 568 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,875 coming to work for us as a farmhand? 569 00:22:58,959 --> 00:23:00,333 We can't pay much, 570 00:23:00,417 --> 00:23:02,000 um, but it'll be fair, 571 00:23:02,083 --> 00:23:03,625 and I promise you'll be well-fed. 572 00:23:03,709 --> 00:23:06,125 You could even stay in the farmhand house. 573 00:23:06,208 --> 00:23:07,792 It's old and drafty, 574 00:23:07,875 --> 00:23:10,458 but the roof is good and it'll keep you dry. 575 00:23:17,125 --> 00:23:19,375 So, it's small but cozy. 576 00:23:19,458 --> 00:23:21,125 Errol lived and worked here 577 00:23:21,208 --> 00:23:23,125 even before we bought this farm. 578 00:23:24,291 --> 00:23:25,959 Are you all right? 579 00:23:26,041 --> 00:23:28,250 I promise, it's not that bad. 580 00:23:28,333 --> 00:23:30,875 This is where I grew up. 581 00:23:30,959 --> 00:23:33,041 I-It's all coming back to me now. 582 00:23:33,125 --> 00:23:34,917 This is my house. 583 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,000 Maybe it just looks like your house? 584 00:23:39,750 --> 00:23:41,917 So this is it. 585 00:23:48,041 --> 00:23:49,625 No. 586 00:23:49,709 --> 00:23:52,417 This-- This isn't right. Everything is new. 587 00:23:52,500 --> 00:23:55,083 No. No, it's actually not new. 588 00:23:55,166 --> 00:23:57,583 You might... 589 00:23:57,667 --> 00:24:00,250 actually want to sweep out some of these cobwebs. 590 00:24:00,333 --> 00:24:03,458 I'm most certain about this place. 591 00:24:05,959 --> 00:24:07,875 [♪♪♪] 592 00:24:09,083 --> 00:24:10,250 There. 593 00:24:10,333 --> 00:24:11,875 Indeed. Do you see that? 594 00:24:11,959 --> 00:24:13,041 [Calvin] See what? 595 00:24:13,125 --> 00:24:14,333 Right there in the wood. 596 00:24:14,417 --> 00:24:16,875 Well, those markings are from before our time. 597 00:24:16,959 --> 00:24:18,542 What does it say? 598 00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:20,083 Roman numerals? 599 00:24:20,166 --> 00:24:22,000 Those... are initials. 600 00:24:22,083 --> 00:24:23,625 My initials. 601 00:24:23,709 --> 00:24:25,959 "Rip Van Winkle the Second." 602 00:24:26,041 --> 00:24:27,583 [chuckles] Rip Van Winkle? 603 00:24:27,667 --> 00:24:28,750 Like the story? 604 00:24:28,834 --> 00:24:29,875 What story? 605 00:24:31,333 --> 00:24:33,792 I was eight-- I was eight when I carved these. 606 00:24:33,875 --> 00:24:35,625 and by mother was so upset that she-- 607 00:24:35,709 --> 00:24:36,875 she took the switch to me. 608 00:24:36,959 --> 00:24:39,625 So what are those numbers then? 609 00:24:39,709 --> 00:24:42,250 Oh, that's my birthday. 610 00:24:42,333 --> 00:24:44,375 The eighth of April, 1758. 611 00:24:44,458 --> 00:24:45,959 [Henry, snorts] Gimme a break. 612 00:24:46,041 --> 00:24:47,291 What would you like me to break? 613 00:24:47,375 --> 00:24:49,125 1758? 614 00:24:49,208 --> 00:24:51,625 So you'd... you're, like, a thousand years old. 615 00:24:51,709 --> 00:24:54,208 More like 250, but he's just joking. 616 00:24:54,291 --> 00:24:56,667 No, I'm-- I'm 31 years of age. 617 00:24:56,750 --> 00:25:00,166 So you were born in, like... 1991. 618 00:25:00,250 --> 00:25:01,917 1991? Now you're the one who's being funny. 619 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,500 No, 1758! 620 00:25:03,583 --> 00:25:05,458 It's 2022. 621 00:25:05,542 --> 00:25:07,250 No, it's 1789. 622 00:25:07,333 --> 00:25:09,959 No... 2022. 623 00:25:14,959 --> 00:25:15,834 Twenty... 624 00:25:15,917 --> 00:25:18,125 20... 625 00:25:18,208 --> 00:25:21,041 How is that even possi... 626 00:25:21,125 --> 00:25:22,417 Rip? 627 00:25:22,500 --> 00:25:23,583 [whump] 628 00:25:25,375 --> 00:25:27,291 [Calvin] This is what happens when you hire a guy 629 00:25:27,375 --> 00:25:29,333 who's willing to work for five cents a day. 630 00:25:29,417 --> 00:25:30,417 [Henry] Is he dead? 631 00:25:30,500 --> 00:25:32,000 -[Sarah] No. -[Calvin] No. 632 00:25:32,083 --> 00:25:34,083 [gasps] 633 00:25:35,208 --> 00:25:38,375 Oh... I'm home. 634 00:25:38,458 --> 00:25:40,458 How are you feeling? 635 00:25:43,333 --> 00:25:45,625 I was having the oddest of dreams. 636 00:25:45,709 --> 00:25:48,166 I... I somehow found myself... 637 00:25:48,250 --> 00:25:51,542 In the year 2022? 638 00:25:51,625 --> 00:25:53,250 -Oh... -[whump] 639 00:25:53,333 --> 00:25:54,917 This could go on all night. 640 00:25:57,250 --> 00:25:59,583 [gasps] 641 00:25:59,667 --> 00:26:01,333 Okay, just-just relax, okay? 642 00:26:01,417 --> 00:26:02,458 Get your bearings. 643 00:26:05,083 --> 00:26:08,458 Welcome back. I've got something for you. 644 00:26:08,542 --> 00:26:10,959 I knew I had this on the bookshelf somewhere. 645 00:26:11,041 --> 00:26:12,125 Here. 646 00:26:13,500 --> 00:26:15,291 Take a little bit and read that. 647 00:26:16,792 --> 00:26:19,291 [Rip] "The Sketchbook of Geoffrey Crayon"? 648 00:26:19,375 --> 00:26:22,125 Read the story where the bookmark is. 649 00:26:22,208 --> 00:26:25,000 We'll just, uh, be here 650 00:26:25,083 --> 00:26:28,125 until you've had a chance to take all that in. 651 00:26:31,250 --> 00:26:33,792 [♪♪♪] 652 00:26:36,792 --> 00:26:39,417 [fire crackling in hearth] 653 00:26:42,083 --> 00:26:43,875 [Sarah] You all right? 654 00:26:45,250 --> 00:26:47,250 This story... 655 00:26:47,333 --> 00:26:48,583 it's about my father. 656 00:26:49,792 --> 00:26:51,458 It's an old folk tale. 657 00:26:51,542 --> 00:26:53,250 It's not real. 658 00:26:53,333 --> 00:26:56,834 No, this Washington Irving... I-I know him. 659 00:26:56,917 --> 00:26:59,083 He's a boy who's always lingering about the tavern 660 00:26:59,166 --> 00:27:00,458 which my father frequents. 661 00:27:00,542 --> 00:27:04,000 So, you're saying that Washington Irving 662 00:27:04,083 --> 00:27:05,542 took your father's true story 663 00:27:05,625 --> 00:27:08,166 and passed it off as fiction, 664 00:27:08,250 --> 00:27:09,542 is that right? 665 00:27:09,625 --> 00:27:11,041 No! 666 00:27:11,125 --> 00:27:13,458 It's clearly preposterous. 667 00:27:13,542 --> 00:27:14,875 -Thank you. -My father 668 00:27:14,959 --> 00:27:15,917 is a liar and a drunk. 669 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,583 His story was absurd. 670 00:27:19,917 --> 00:27:22,500 You're not from ancient times. That's impossible. 671 00:27:23,875 --> 00:27:28,083 I was born in this house on that date I carved. 672 00:27:28,166 --> 00:27:29,583 I was christened after my father, 673 00:27:29,667 --> 00:27:31,959 Richard Van Winkle, Senior. 674 00:27:32,041 --> 00:27:33,250 He was 675 00:27:33,333 --> 00:27:34,542 a man of minor ambition, 676 00:27:34,625 --> 00:27:37,125 which did not sit well with my mother. 677 00:27:37,208 --> 00:27:38,875 She was a woman of flaring tempers, 678 00:27:38,959 --> 00:27:41,917 with ample wind to fan them. 679 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:45,083 Considering the harsh state of my parents' union, 680 00:27:45,166 --> 00:27:46,583 it should not have come as a surprise 681 00:27:46,667 --> 00:27:49,709 when my father disappeared completely... 682 00:27:49,792 --> 00:27:52,917 and yet I keenly felt his absence. 683 00:27:55,125 --> 00:27:57,709 The burden of the farmwork fell to me from a young age. 684 00:27:57,792 --> 00:27:59,417 His abandonment 685 00:27:59,500 --> 00:28:01,583 became like coals from a low-stoked fire. 686 00:28:02,875 --> 00:28:05,583 It fueled my determination not to be like him. 687 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,375 When I was 17, 688 00:28:10,458 --> 00:28:13,333 the storm that had been brewing began to blow, 689 00:28:13,417 --> 00:28:14,917 even into this tranquil valley. 690 00:28:18,125 --> 00:28:20,417 And thus, I found myself fighting 691 00:28:20,500 --> 00:28:22,542 in that grim and bloody conflict 692 00:28:22,625 --> 00:28:25,375 which would make of this a free nation. 693 00:28:25,458 --> 00:28:28,041 [♪♪♪] 694 00:28:42,375 --> 00:28:45,041 [distant arms bombardment echoes] 695 00:28:49,208 --> 00:28:52,792 Our independence was won at great cost. 696 00:28:52,875 --> 00:28:54,709 I was wounded, 697 00:28:54,792 --> 00:28:57,375 but even in that, I was luckier than most. 698 00:28:59,583 --> 00:29:01,917 Times were hard, 699 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:03,709 but the farm was constant, 700 00:29:03,792 --> 00:29:05,792 and we still had the land to provide for us. 701 00:29:07,333 --> 00:29:08,959 As time passed, 702 00:29:09,041 --> 00:29:12,208 my mother passed on to her maker and my sister married. 703 00:29:13,542 --> 00:29:15,041 I was left to tend the field, 704 00:29:15,125 --> 00:29:17,875 and fight the gnawing sting of my father's abandonment. 705 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,792 And so, it was with quite some astonishment, then, 706 00:29:22,875 --> 00:29:24,083 that, one day, 707 00:29:24,166 --> 00:29:25,709 a strangely familiar figure 708 00:29:25,792 --> 00:29:27,959 appeared as if an apparition from the mountains. 709 00:29:33,417 --> 00:29:36,500 After 20 years, my father had returned, 710 00:29:36,583 --> 00:29:38,875 and to excuse his craven desertion, 711 00:29:38,959 --> 00:29:41,834 he concocted the most outlandish tale... 712 00:29:41,917 --> 00:29:43,875 [♪♪♪] 713 00:29:45,250 --> 00:29:47,208 ...he claimed that he had gone hunting for game 714 00:29:47,291 --> 00:29:49,333 up amidst the local hills. 715 00:29:49,417 --> 00:29:52,083 After trailing much farther than planned, 716 00:29:52,166 --> 00:29:54,083 he came into a high dell. 717 00:29:54,166 --> 00:29:57,041 Here, he found a stash of brandy 718 00:29:57,125 --> 00:29:58,667 in a curious cave. 719 00:29:58,750 --> 00:30:01,375 After helping himself to that brandy, 720 00:30:01,458 --> 00:30:02,917 my father claimed 721 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:06,208 that a fearsome thunderstorm roared across the valley. 722 00:30:06,291 --> 00:30:07,625 And it was here, he stated, 723 00:30:07,709 --> 00:30:09,375 that he must have fallen asleep... 724 00:30:09,458 --> 00:30:10,917 for 20 years. 725 00:30:12,291 --> 00:30:15,583 Of course, it was a preposterous claim, 726 00:30:15,667 --> 00:30:17,500 and I determined to prove 727 00:30:17,583 --> 00:30:19,083 that there was no mineral-laden cave 728 00:30:19,166 --> 00:30:20,667 as he described. 729 00:30:22,125 --> 00:30:24,166 However, after a prolonged journey 730 00:30:24,250 --> 00:30:25,959 up past Katterskill Point, 731 00:30:26,041 --> 00:30:28,709 nestled along the eastern ridge of the mountain, 732 00:30:28,792 --> 00:30:30,792 I was forced to temper my disbelief 733 00:30:30,875 --> 00:30:32,291 when I came upon such a cave. 734 00:30:33,959 --> 00:30:35,125 [heavy rain falling] 735 00:30:35,250 --> 00:30:38,291 My timing was fortuitous, 736 00:30:38,375 --> 00:30:39,834 for, at that point, 737 00:30:39,917 --> 00:30:42,375 the dark rolling clouds which had been pursuing me 738 00:30:42,458 --> 00:30:43,583 laid to, 739 00:30:43,667 --> 00:30:45,959 as if the heavens themselves were rent. 740 00:30:46,041 --> 00:30:49,041 To my surprise, there was a flagon-- 741 00:30:49,125 --> 00:30:52,333 just as my father had told. 742 00:30:52,417 --> 00:30:55,417 And as the chill of the storm settled upon my bones, 743 00:30:55,500 --> 00:30:59,750 I was obliged to warm myself with a swig from that brandy. 744 00:30:59,834 --> 00:31:01,750 And as the storm raged, 745 00:31:01,834 --> 00:31:04,625 I fell into a deep slumber. 746 00:31:04,709 --> 00:31:06,208 [thunder crashing] 747 00:31:08,291 --> 00:31:10,041 [thunder rolls] 748 00:31:15,875 --> 00:31:17,709 When I awoke, 749 00:31:17,792 --> 00:31:20,583 I became aware of a ravenous hunger 750 00:31:20,667 --> 00:31:22,041 and set down the mountain. 751 00:31:23,208 --> 00:31:24,291 But I found myself 752 00:31:24,375 --> 00:31:27,750 in a strange and altered landscape. 753 00:31:27,834 --> 00:31:30,125 Where mighty pines had stood just hours before, 754 00:31:30,208 --> 00:31:31,792 there was now brush and bramble. 755 00:31:33,125 --> 00:31:34,375 [groans] 756 00:31:34,458 --> 00:31:35,625 And prolific streams 757 00:31:35,709 --> 00:31:38,625 had turned into rock and impenetrable woods. 758 00:31:38,709 --> 00:31:41,917 It was though I was looking upon the world anew, 759 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:43,917 and I understood not why. 760 00:31:45,583 --> 00:31:47,500 My mind was cloudy, 761 00:31:47,583 --> 00:31:50,333 as if I had been through some dream. 762 00:31:52,792 --> 00:31:55,041 It was shortly after that, 763 00:31:55,125 --> 00:31:56,709 I encountered all of you in the barn. 764 00:31:58,542 --> 00:32:01,625 [♪♪♪] 765 00:32:14,917 --> 00:32:15,959 [sighs heavily] 766 00:32:16,041 --> 00:32:18,834 I know how far-fetched this sounds. 767 00:32:18,917 --> 00:32:19,792 [words catch] 768 00:32:19,875 --> 00:32:21,250 No. 769 00:32:23,166 --> 00:32:25,542 You're the son of Rip Van Winkle. 770 00:32:27,250 --> 00:32:31,000 You decided to disprove your father's story... 771 00:32:31,083 --> 00:32:35,125 that Washington Irving had turned into a work of fiction... 772 00:32:37,709 --> 00:32:40,000 but you wound up falling asleep in a cave in the mountain, 773 00:32:40,083 --> 00:32:41,125 just like your dad, 774 00:32:41,208 --> 00:32:44,000 and then you woke up here... 775 00:32:44,083 --> 00:32:46,500 in 2022. 776 00:32:49,625 --> 00:32:52,375 Well... 777 00:32:52,458 --> 00:32:54,083 yes. 778 00:32:54,166 --> 00:32:56,667 It appears so. 779 00:32:58,291 --> 00:33:01,417 That's crazier than Grandpa's alien story. 780 00:33:01,500 --> 00:33:02,709 You know what? 781 00:33:02,792 --> 00:33:04,375 I think it is time to get you to bed. 782 00:33:04,458 --> 00:33:05,291 What do you say, Dad? 783 00:33:05,375 --> 00:33:06,750 -Yeah. -Yeah. 784 00:33:06,834 --> 00:33:10,875 Um... I hope you will find the house more comfortable 785 00:33:10,959 --> 00:33:12,709 than a hospital. 786 00:33:12,792 --> 00:33:14,291 Goodnight. 787 00:33:14,375 --> 00:33:16,166 -Goodnight. -Goodnight. 788 00:33:32,792 --> 00:33:33,750 [locking door] 789 00:33:33,834 --> 00:33:35,458 That's a good idea. 790 00:33:35,542 --> 00:33:37,125 I'm not afraid. 791 00:33:37,208 --> 00:33:39,291 I-I just think he's confused. 792 00:33:39,375 --> 00:33:42,417 But, um, Ted said to lock the doors, so... 793 00:33:44,208 --> 00:33:46,166 Yeah. 794 00:33:46,250 --> 00:33:48,250 I'm getting to an age 795 00:33:48,333 --> 00:33:52,333 when I will take "interesting with a side of crazy" 796 00:33:52,417 --> 00:33:55,417 over sane and boring, any old day. 797 00:33:56,542 --> 00:33:57,750 Goodnight, Flash. 798 00:33:57,834 --> 00:33:59,583 Goodnight, Grandpa. 799 00:33:59,667 --> 00:34:00,917 So? 800 00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:02,959 Can we keep him? He's kinda cool. 801 00:34:03,041 --> 00:34:05,500 Okay. Time for bed, you. 802 00:34:05,583 --> 00:34:06,917 Mom! 803 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:08,500 Look, I'm gonna talk to Ted 804 00:34:08,583 --> 00:34:10,375 and we're gonna figure all this out, okay? 805 00:34:10,458 --> 00:34:11,792 Ted ruins everything! 806 00:34:11,875 --> 00:34:13,500 Ted does not ruin everything. 807 00:34:13,583 --> 00:34:15,125 He'll just take him away. 808 00:34:15,208 --> 00:34:17,041 Look, I just want to make sure 809 00:34:17,125 --> 00:34:19,917 that that man gets the help that he needs. Okay? 810 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,542 All right. Goodnight. I love you. 811 00:34:23,709 --> 00:34:25,875 [♪♪♪] 812 00:34:38,250 --> 00:34:39,125 Bye, honey! 813 00:34:39,208 --> 00:34:41,542 [♪♪♪] 814 00:34:49,917 --> 00:34:52,041 [♪♪♪] 815 00:35:02,834 --> 00:35:05,083 [background chatter, indistinct] 816 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:08,458 Hey, freak. 817 00:35:08,542 --> 00:35:10,750 My uncle Waylon says you and your grandpa 818 00:35:10,834 --> 00:35:12,500 aren't the weirdest people around town anymore. 819 00:35:12,583 --> 00:35:14,041 Shut up, Wiley. 820 00:35:14,125 --> 00:35:15,625 Says that you got a freak living with you. 821 00:35:15,709 --> 00:35:17,000 I'm not surprised. 822 00:35:17,083 --> 00:35:18,834 Freaks like to hang together. 823 00:35:18,917 --> 00:35:21,417 I'd rather be a freak than a Neanderthal! 824 00:35:25,291 --> 00:35:26,208 All right, yes. 825 00:35:26,291 --> 00:35:28,000 I will, uh... 826 00:35:28,083 --> 00:35:29,250 talk to him 827 00:35:29,333 --> 00:35:32,000 about keeping his dog off your lawn. 828 00:35:32,083 --> 00:35:33,375 Yes, absolutely. 829 00:35:33,458 --> 00:35:34,667 Mrs. Kaufman, let me call you back. 830 00:35:34,750 --> 00:35:37,542 Okay. Yeah. I promise, I will. Bye. 831 00:35:38,667 --> 00:35:39,667 -Sarah. -Hi. 832 00:35:39,750 --> 00:35:41,625 Hi. What a pleasant surprise. 833 00:35:41,709 --> 00:35:43,625 I wasn't expecting to see you today. 834 00:35:43,709 --> 00:35:45,750 Yeah, I was just picking some things up 835 00:35:45,834 --> 00:35:47,291 and decided to say hi. 836 00:35:48,500 --> 00:35:50,250 Well, I'm so glad you did. 837 00:35:50,333 --> 00:35:51,709 -Yeah. -[sighs] 838 00:35:53,792 --> 00:35:55,417 Sorry. Um... 839 00:35:55,500 --> 00:35:59,125 -Have a seat here. -Oh, thank you. 840 00:35:59,208 --> 00:36:01,041 -Um... oh. -Oh! 841 00:36:01,125 --> 00:36:02,041 [chuckles awkwardly] Okay. 842 00:36:02,125 --> 00:36:04,083 [overlapping] Um... 843 00:36:04,166 --> 00:36:05,166 So? 844 00:36:05,250 --> 00:36:06,166 So, yeah. 845 00:36:06,250 --> 00:36:08,125 Yeah, uh, 846 00:36:08,208 --> 00:36:10,917 I-I was wondering, have you heard more on Rip? 847 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:12,709 Why? 848 00:36:12,792 --> 00:36:14,583 W-What's wrong? Did he do something? 849 00:36:14,667 --> 00:36:16,125 No. No. Not at all. 850 00:36:16,208 --> 00:36:18,041 I knew this was a mistake. 851 00:36:18,125 --> 00:36:21,250 No! No. He's polite and he works hard. 852 00:36:21,333 --> 00:36:23,625 I was just curious if you heard back 853 00:36:23,709 --> 00:36:25,583 from the military about an I.D. for him? 854 00:36:25,667 --> 00:36:27,667 Nothing yet. No. 855 00:36:27,750 --> 00:36:30,000 Maybe it's time we call in some help? 856 00:36:30,083 --> 00:36:31,458 What would that entail? 857 00:36:31,542 --> 00:36:33,291 Uh, well, we could 858 00:36:33,375 --> 00:36:36,834 have him committed by the county under a 5150, 859 00:36:36,917 --> 00:36:38,917 I mean, just until they get a sense of what's going on. 860 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:40,417 Committed? 861 00:36:40,500 --> 00:36:42,125 Look, Sarah, I know you think I'm going overboard here, 862 00:36:42,208 --> 00:36:44,083 but if this guy is really unstable, 863 00:36:44,166 --> 00:36:47,208 he doesn't belong anywhere near you or Henry or your dad. 864 00:36:47,291 --> 00:36:48,583 Okay? We need to be prudent. 865 00:36:48,667 --> 00:36:50,959 I can't protect you out there. 866 00:36:51,041 --> 00:36:52,834 He's harmless. 867 00:36:52,917 --> 00:36:55,834 Well, I-I-I hope so. I hope so. 868 00:36:55,917 --> 00:36:59,625 But, I don't know, what would you like me to do? 869 00:36:59,709 --> 00:37:01,291 You know what? Never mind. 870 00:37:01,375 --> 00:37:02,625 I'll just, uh, I'll figure it out 871 00:37:02,709 --> 00:37:03,792 and I'll let you know. 872 00:37:03,875 --> 00:37:04,959 But, in the meantime, 873 00:37:05,041 --> 00:37:06,208 would you mind letting me know 874 00:37:06,291 --> 00:37:07,709 if the military gets back to you? 875 00:37:07,792 --> 00:37:09,583 Yeah, okay. 876 00:37:09,667 --> 00:37:11,875 Thank you. See ya. 877 00:37:11,959 --> 00:37:13,834 See ya. 878 00:37:21,166 --> 00:37:23,542 Hey, I left you a snack on the counter 879 00:37:23,625 --> 00:37:24,959 and then I want you to come out here 880 00:37:25,041 --> 00:37:27,875 and help me load up for the farmer's market, okay? 881 00:37:27,959 --> 00:37:30,458 Hey. Would you come here, please? 882 00:37:32,792 --> 00:37:34,166 Honey, what happened? 883 00:37:34,250 --> 00:37:36,166 It's not a big deal. 884 00:37:36,250 --> 00:37:38,166 Well, it looks like a big deal to me. 885 00:37:38,250 --> 00:37:40,166 Mom, just... let it alone! 886 00:37:40,250 --> 00:37:41,166 Henry! 887 00:37:41,250 --> 00:37:44,000 [♪♪♪] 888 00:38:05,834 --> 00:38:08,041 Permission to approach your castle, Sir Henry? 889 00:38:08,125 --> 00:38:10,917 It's just a rock. 890 00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:12,500 Well... 891 00:38:12,583 --> 00:38:13,625 when I was your age, 892 00:38:13,709 --> 00:38:16,125 rocks were hardly ever just rocks. 893 00:38:16,208 --> 00:38:19,333 More often, they were watchtowers or ramparts. 894 00:38:20,709 --> 00:38:23,083 There used to be two big boulders 895 00:38:23,166 --> 00:38:24,792 right over there. 896 00:38:24,875 --> 00:38:26,834 That was "Fort Duquesne." 897 00:38:26,917 --> 00:38:28,917 What's that? 898 00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:31,959 It was an outpost in the French and Indian War. 899 00:38:32,041 --> 00:38:34,417 Oh. More ancient history. 900 00:38:39,208 --> 00:38:42,083 Things did not go well at school? 901 00:38:44,291 --> 00:38:46,125 I hate Wiley Shump! 902 00:38:46,208 --> 00:38:47,542 Who is Wiley Shump? 903 00:38:47,625 --> 00:38:49,500 Just this kid. 904 00:38:49,583 --> 00:38:52,041 He's really big. I wish I could kick his butt! 905 00:38:52,125 --> 00:38:53,917 Hmm. 906 00:38:55,250 --> 00:38:56,917 See that wall? 907 00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:57,917 Yeah? 908 00:38:58,000 --> 00:38:59,750 I built that. 909 00:38:59,834 --> 00:39:02,166 Some of those rocks were nearly as big as me, 910 00:39:02,250 --> 00:39:05,667 but I learned to use leverage to move them. 911 00:39:05,750 --> 00:39:08,792 I moved those stones onto that wall. 912 00:39:08,875 --> 00:39:10,083 So? 913 00:39:10,166 --> 00:39:11,667 So... 914 00:39:11,750 --> 00:39:15,458 rocks, soldiers, scoundrels, Shumps-- 915 00:39:15,542 --> 00:39:17,667 there are ways to use their size against them. 916 00:39:19,333 --> 00:39:21,250 You mean... 917 00:39:21,333 --> 00:39:23,166 you could teach me to beat up Wiley? 918 00:39:25,458 --> 00:39:27,875 I have seen a lot of combat. 919 00:39:27,959 --> 00:39:29,375 It's awful. 920 00:39:29,458 --> 00:39:30,959 Fighting is a terrible thing 921 00:39:31,041 --> 00:39:33,208 and it should be avoided if there is any other way. 922 00:39:33,291 --> 00:39:36,625 But if you find yourself with no options, 923 00:39:36,709 --> 00:39:38,000 yes, 924 00:39:38,083 --> 00:39:41,458 I can teach you ways to defend yourself. 925 00:39:53,792 --> 00:39:56,250 -Thank you. -Here we go. 926 00:39:56,333 --> 00:39:58,458 Oh, and don't forget to sauté those beet greens. 927 00:39:58,542 --> 00:40:00,000 They are delicious. 928 00:40:00,083 --> 00:40:01,291 Yeah. Have a good one. 929 00:40:02,458 --> 00:40:04,417 Those ladies are back again. 930 00:40:06,333 --> 00:40:07,792 Would you ladies care for another sample 931 00:40:07,875 --> 00:40:09,125 of our homemade apple butter? 932 00:40:09,208 --> 00:40:10,250 Yeah. 933 00:40:10,333 --> 00:40:11,709 Maybe you would like to take some home. 934 00:40:11,792 --> 00:40:12,750 It's only five shillings-- 935 00:40:12,834 --> 00:40:14,959 -Dollars. -...Dollars a jar. 936 00:40:15,041 --> 00:40:16,000 I'll take a bottle. 937 00:40:16,083 --> 00:40:16,959 I'll take two! 938 00:40:17,041 --> 00:40:18,542 Very well. 939 00:40:18,625 --> 00:40:20,917 He certainly seems to be able to make friends very easily. 940 00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:22,000 Are you gonna keep making jokes 941 00:40:22,083 --> 00:40:23,667 or are you gonna go help the customers? 942 00:40:23,750 --> 00:40:25,083 I'm gonna go help the customers. 943 00:40:26,583 --> 00:40:27,625 Hi! 944 00:40:27,709 --> 00:40:29,709 Hi. That's five apiece. 945 00:40:29,792 --> 00:40:30,875 Thanks. 946 00:40:55,750 --> 00:40:57,709 [♪♪♪] 947 00:41:16,709 --> 00:41:17,959 Pardon me. 948 00:41:18,041 --> 00:41:20,250 I didn't mean to disturb you. 949 00:41:20,333 --> 00:41:21,834 You're not disturbing me. 950 00:41:21,917 --> 00:41:23,083 There was an errant chicken 951 00:41:23,166 --> 00:41:25,375 who decided to roost outside my window. 952 00:41:25,458 --> 00:41:29,041 I was helping her find her way back to the coop. 953 00:41:29,125 --> 00:41:30,917 You seem to be enjoying your evening. 954 00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:32,208 Yeah. 955 00:41:32,291 --> 00:41:34,834 Just enjoying a rare moment of quiet. 956 00:41:34,917 --> 00:41:37,625 Henry's asleep and Dad's at the VFW. 957 00:41:37,709 --> 00:41:39,291 Apologies for the interruption. 958 00:41:39,375 --> 00:41:40,667 I shall take my leave. 959 00:41:40,750 --> 00:41:42,875 I mean, you can stay, if you want. 960 00:41:42,959 --> 00:41:45,166 I'm just playing a game on my phone. 961 00:41:45,250 --> 00:41:46,583 Here, come here, I'll show you. 962 00:41:46,667 --> 00:41:48,834 Only if you're sure I'm not disturbing you, ma'am. 963 00:41:48,917 --> 00:41:50,792 The only thing disturbing me is you calling me "ma'am." 964 00:41:50,875 --> 00:41:52,667 Propriety would require-- 965 00:41:52,750 --> 00:41:54,709 Okay, it's not the 18th century anymore. 966 00:41:54,792 --> 00:41:56,250 I am unaccustomed 967 00:41:56,333 --> 00:41:59,500 to any woman over the age of 20 being unaccounted for. 968 00:41:59,583 --> 00:42:01,208 Especially an incredibly pretty one. 969 00:42:03,250 --> 00:42:05,250 Um, apologies. I've-- I've overstepped. 970 00:42:05,333 --> 00:42:07,625 Trust me. I'll let you know when you've overstepped. 971 00:42:07,709 --> 00:42:09,291 Hmm. 972 00:42:09,375 --> 00:42:11,875 All right, come here. Let me show you this. 973 00:42:13,291 --> 00:42:17,417 That is quite an object, your flashy thingamajig. 974 00:42:17,500 --> 00:42:19,291 My phone? 975 00:42:19,375 --> 00:42:20,875 Yeah, I guess it kind of is. 976 00:42:20,959 --> 00:42:22,959 Phone... 977 00:42:23,041 --> 00:42:24,542 how does it work? 978 00:42:24,625 --> 00:42:26,875 That, I don't know, 979 00:42:26,959 --> 00:42:28,792 but I can show you what it does. 980 00:42:28,875 --> 00:42:30,000 All right. 981 00:42:30,083 --> 00:42:32,917 So, this game... 982 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:35,792 is really just a fun way of knocking things down. 983 00:42:35,875 --> 00:42:38,542 See? Yeah. 984 00:42:38,625 --> 00:42:41,333 I'm sure you had games like this when you were a kid, no? 985 00:42:41,417 --> 00:42:44,458 We had skittles, nine pins-- that sort of thing-- 986 00:42:44,542 --> 00:42:46,542 but mostly we just made our own toys. 987 00:42:46,625 --> 00:42:48,125 Like what? 988 00:42:48,208 --> 00:42:50,083 Um... 989 00:43:00,125 --> 00:43:01,208 [toots] 990 00:43:01,291 --> 00:43:02,834 [laughs] 991 00:43:02,917 --> 00:43:05,041 That's amazing. 992 00:43:05,125 --> 00:43:06,959 You have to show me how to do that. 993 00:43:08,166 --> 00:43:11,000 [toots a lively tune] 994 00:43:11,083 --> 00:43:13,291 [♪♪♪] 995 00:43:14,542 --> 00:43:16,375 [stops tooting as Sarah laughs] 996 00:43:16,458 --> 00:43:18,667 What are you two doing? 997 00:43:18,750 --> 00:43:20,375 Hey, show him. Do it again, do it again. 998 00:43:20,458 --> 00:43:22,417 Listen to this. 999 00:43:22,500 --> 00:43:25,291 [begins tooting the tune] 1000 00:43:25,375 --> 00:43:27,458 [laughs] 1001 00:43:27,542 --> 00:43:30,000 [laughing as Rip continues] 1002 00:43:30,083 --> 00:43:31,333 [♪♪♪] 1003 00:43:31,417 --> 00:43:32,417 [stops and chuckles] 1004 00:43:32,500 --> 00:43:34,500 Impressive. 1005 00:43:34,583 --> 00:43:36,583 But I'm tired. 1006 00:43:36,667 --> 00:43:38,208 I'll see the two of you tomorrow. 1007 00:43:38,291 --> 00:43:40,041 Goodnight. Oh! Um, Dad, 1008 00:43:40,125 --> 00:43:41,917 will you carry Henry to bed for me, please? 1009 00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:44,083 -Sure. -Thank you. Goodnight. 1010 00:43:44,166 --> 00:43:45,583 Goodnight. 1011 00:43:47,083 --> 00:43:49,709 Okay, come here, you have to show me how to do that now. 1012 00:43:49,792 --> 00:43:51,583 -Certainly. -I want to know the trick. 1013 00:43:51,667 --> 00:43:52,959 -Okay. -Okay. 1014 00:43:53,041 --> 00:43:55,417 You hold the blade of grass between your two thumbs, 1015 00:43:55,500 --> 00:43:57,041 -like so, quite taut. -Mm-hmm. 1016 00:43:57,125 --> 00:43:58,834 And then you just blow. 1017 00:44:00,208 --> 00:44:01,542 [toots] 1018 00:44:01,625 --> 00:44:04,166 [laughs] Sounds like a duck call. 1019 00:44:05,750 --> 00:44:07,667 [♪♪♪] 1020 00:44:07,750 --> 00:44:09,375 [Rip] Morning. 1021 00:44:09,458 --> 00:44:11,542 [♪♪♪] 1022 00:44:15,583 --> 00:44:19,417 All right, so, are you ready? 1023 00:44:19,500 --> 00:44:21,875 Yeah? That way? Okay. 1024 00:44:25,875 --> 00:44:27,250 [Rip] Do you see how I did that? 1025 00:44:27,333 --> 00:44:28,959 By using momentum. 1026 00:44:29,041 --> 00:44:30,208 Now you try. 1027 00:44:31,500 --> 00:44:33,041 Okay. What you got? You gonna come at me, Rip? 1028 00:44:33,125 --> 00:44:35,000 Watch the strike. 1029 00:44:35,083 --> 00:44:37,000 Transfer, walk, grab, 1030 00:44:37,083 --> 00:44:38,417 step behind. 1031 00:44:39,792 --> 00:44:43,792 [♪♪♪] 1032 00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:50,125 [loud rumbling] 1033 00:44:59,333 --> 00:45:01,583 [♪♪♪] 1034 00:45:03,667 --> 00:45:05,458 [sword-sticks clacking] 1035 00:45:06,709 --> 00:45:09,250 [groans theatrically] Oh! 1036 00:45:09,333 --> 00:45:10,458 Oh! 1037 00:45:11,875 --> 00:45:13,291 Ah! Yeah! 1038 00:45:13,375 --> 00:45:15,458 [Rip laughs] 1039 00:45:16,750 --> 00:45:18,875 [chuckles] No. I didn't know the pilgrims. 1040 00:45:18,959 --> 00:45:20,250 How old do you think I am? 1041 00:45:20,333 --> 00:45:22,500 Uh, according to you, really old. 1042 00:45:22,583 --> 00:45:25,000 Well, the answer's still no. 1043 00:45:25,083 --> 00:45:26,834 Thank you so kindly for the meal. 1044 00:45:26,917 --> 00:45:28,291 You're welcome. 1045 00:45:28,375 --> 00:45:29,375 Hey. Homework. 1046 00:45:29,458 --> 00:45:30,834 [Henry huffs irately] 1047 00:45:33,542 --> 00:45:34,750 [sighs] 1048 00:45:37,166 --> 00:45:40,083 Thank you so much for everything you've done. 1049 00:45:40,166 --> 00:45:41,417 Really, I didn't think we would be able 1050 00:45:41,500 --> 00:45:43,333 to get it all done this season. 1051 00:45:43,417 --> 00:45:45,417 It has been my pleasure. 1052 00:45:45,500 --> 00:45:46,667 Mm. 1053 00:45:46,750 --> 00:45:47,959 May I? 1054 00:45:48,041 --> 00:45:50,166 Ah, yeah, of course. 1055 00:45:54,291 --> 00:45:57,500 You must be missing some of your friends and family. 1056 00:45:57,583 --> 00:45:58,834 Yes. 1057 00:45:58,917 --> 00:46:01,083 There are a few people I miss very much. 1058 00:46:01,166 --> 00:46:03,041 You married? 1059 00:46:05,959 --> 00:46:09,291 I never found much time for courtship. 1060 00:46:09,375 --> 00:46:11,250 Well, we're still young. 1061 00:46:12,333 --> 00:46:13,333 We are? 1062 00:46:13,417 --> 00:46:15,125 [laughs] Yeah! 1063 00:46:15,208 --> 00:46:17,041 My girlfriends in the city, 1064 00:46:17,125 --> 00:46:19,083 they put their career before marriage and kids. 1065 00:46:19,166 --> 00:46:20,667 I mean, they won't even think about it 1066 00:46:20,750 --> 00:46:21,875 until they feel like 1067 00:46:21,959 --> 00:46:23,250 they've really established themselves. 1068 00:46:24,750 --> 00:46:28,542 I admit, when I first arrived, 1069 00:46:28,625 --> 00:46:31,041 I have found myself... 1070 00:46:31,125 --> 00:46:33,041 amazed by these new societal constructs. 1071 00:46:33,125 --> 00:46:35,208 [laughs] No doubt. 1072 00:46:35,291 --> 00:46:38,208 Women wear trousers and vote, and labor at men's jobs... 1073 00:46:38,291 --> 00:46:39,500 Mm. Yes, we do, 1074 00:46:39,583 --> 00:46:41,417 and just as well, thank you very much. 1075 00:46:41,500 --> 00:46:42,917 As ably as any man could. 1076 00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:44,792 -Yep. -And yet still, 1077 00:46:44,875 --> 00:46:47,417 with no less than the perfect essence of womanhood. 1078 00:46:49,625 --> 00:46:51,959 [♪♪♪] 1079 00:46:54,792 --> 00:46:57,583 It has stirred in me a-a realization... 1080 00:46:57,667 --> 00:46:58,917 Hmm? 1081 00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:01,333 There once was a man named Thomas Jefferson. 1082 00:47:01,417 --> 00:47:03,667 He was a great statesman and philosopher. 1083 00:47:03,750 --> 00:47:05,875 [chuckles] I know who Thomas Jefferson was. 1084 00:47:05,959 --> 00:47:07,458 Well, of course. 1085 00:47:07,542 --> 00:47:10,875 The noble Mr. Jefferson stirred our people to freedom 1086 00:47:10,959 --> 00:47:13,792 by declaring that all men are created equal. 1087 00:47:13,875 --> 00:47:15,667 Mm-hmm. 1088 00:47:15,750 --> 00:47:17,417 However, 1089 00:47:17,500 --> 00:47:22,000 it seems quite evident to me now that his declaration was flawed. 1090 00:47:24,208 --> 00:47:25,959 Had he known Sarah Majors, 1091 00:47:26,041 --> 00:47:30,041 he should have included women in his proclamation. 1092 00:47:30,125 --> 00:47:31,417 [chuckles] 1093 00:47:33,291 --> 00:47:35,083 Thank you. 1094 00:47:41,208 --> 00:47:44,250 So, um... ahem. 1095 00:47:44,333 --> 00:47:46,291 There's a... 1096 00:47:46,375 --> 00:47:47,750 there's a doctor 1097 00:47:47,834 --> 00:47:50,375 at New York College of Medicine and Technology 1098 00:47:50,458 --> 00:47:52,208 who I contacted. 1099 00:47:52,291 --> 00:47:53,625 I told her about you, 1100 00:47:53,709 --> 00:47:56,583 and she's very interested in your story 1101 00:47:56,667 --> 00:48:00,375 and very curious to meet you. 1102 00:48:00,458 --> 00:48:01,458 Truthfully? 1103 00:48:01,542 --> 00:48:02,417 Mm-hmm. 1104 00:48:02,500 --> 00:48:04,458 Hey. 1105 00:48:04,542 --> 00:48:06,291 [sighs] I know, I know. Homework. 1106 00:48:06,375 --> 00:48:07,583 I want you to have this. 1107 00:48:07,667 --> 00:48:08,875 It's a toy. 1108 00:48:08,959 --> 00:48:10,458 You can play with it, 1109 00:48:10,542 --> 00:48:12,000 and then you won't have to be afraid of the real tractor. 1110 00:48:12,083 --> 00:48:14,333 That's very kind. 1111 00:48:14,417 --> 00:48:16,667 And then maybe you could think of everything like that. 1112 00:48:16,750 --> 00:48:19,667 Tractors, trucks, helicopters-- like they're all just big toys. 1113 00:48:23,375 --> 00:48:25,625 [♪♪♪] 1114 00:48:32,750 --> 00:48:36,458 I would like, very much, to talk to your expert. 1115 00:48:38,041 --> 00:48:40,000 Okay. 1116 00:48:41,917 --> 00:48:44,375 [♪♪♪] 1117 00:48:53,709 --> 00:48:57,291 It's been a long time since I've been to the city. 1118 00:48:57,375 --> 00:48:58,959 Okay, on that, I just want to warn you, 1119 00:48:59,041 --> 00:49:01,041 New York has changed a little bit. 1120 00:49:01,125 --> 00:49:02,500 Is Broadway still there? 1121 00:49:02,583 --> 00:49:04,375 Yes... 1122 00:49:04,458 --> 00:49:06,417 I once walked all the way from the Battery 1123 00:49:06,500 --> 00:49:07,667 to Greenwich Village. 1124 00:49:07,750 --> 00:49:08,875 Are those places still there? 1125 00:49:08,959 --> 00:49:10,291 Yes-- 1126 00:49:10,375 --> 00:49:12,875 Through Lispenard's Meadow, past the Manhattan well... 1127 00:49:12,959 --> 00:49:15,291 I know it will look different, but I'm prepared. 1128 00:49:16,500 --> 00:49:18,750 Okay, I just don't want you to freak out. 1129 00:49:18,834 --> 00:49:21,083 "Freak out"? 1130 00:49:22,291 --> 00:49:24,959 [♪♪♪] 1131 00:49:37,834 --> 00:49:39,959 So this is what I meant by freaking out. 1132 00:49:42,166 --> 00:49:43,875 -I see. -Mm. 1133 00:49:46,583 --> 00:49:48,208 As I count backwards, 1134 00:49:48,291 --> 00:49:51,417 your eyes will become heavier and heavier. 1135 00:49:51,500 --> 00:49:53,208 After I reach one, 1136 00:49:53,291 --> 00:49:56,166 you will be in a deep hypnotic state. 1137 00:49:56,250 --> 00:49:58,250 Do you understand? 1138 00:49:58,333 --> 00:50:00,083 Yes. 1139 00:50:02,208 --> 00:50:03,917 Five... 1140 00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:05,834 four, 1141 00:50:05,917 --> 00:50:08,041 three, 1142 00:50:08,125 --> 00:50:09,917 two, 1143 00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:11,083 one. 1144 00:50:12,500 --> 00:50:15,041 [♪♪♪] 1145 00:50:15,125 --> 00:50:17,291 Thank you for bringing his case to my attention. 1146 00:50:17,375 --> 00:50:19,291 It's quite fascinating. 1147 00:50:19,375 --> 00:50:20,959 [Sarah] Can you help him? 1148 00:50:21,041 --> 00:50:23,166 He does seem to have gone through a war. 1149 00:50:23,250 --> 00:50:25,417 But the most intriguing thing is that, 1150 00:50:25,500 --> 00:50:26,959 as a coping mechanism, 1151 00:50:27,041 --> 00:50:29,750 I think his brain has created an elaborate delusion 1152 00:50:29,834 --> 00:50:31,166 which places his trauma 1153 00:50:31,250 --> 00:50:35,000 to a war almost 250 years in the past. 1154 00:50:35,083 --> 00:50:37,208 I believe this makes it somehow safer for him. 1155 00:50:37,291 --> 00:50:38,333 Is this common? 1156 00:50:38,417 --> 00:50:39,792 I mean, have you seen this before? 1157 00:50:39,875 --> 00:50:42,000 No. It's quite unusual. 1158 00:50:42,083 --> 00:50:43,917 Especially for a patient to maintain 1159 00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:46,458 such a complex delusion under hypnosis. 1160 00:50:46,542 --> 00:50:48,792 We'd like to do a few more tests. 1161 00:50:48,875 --> 00:50:51,458 Yeah, sure. 1162 00:50:51,542 --> 00:50:53,750 [♪♪♪] 1163 00:50:53,834 --> 00:50:55,959 Not sure what this foreign object is, 1164 00:50:56,041 --> 00:50:59,583 but we could remove it simply, with a local anesthetic. 1165 00:51:03,291 --> 00:51:05,125 [Rip] Remove it? Now? 1166 00:51:09,667 --> 00:51:10,750 Are you all right? 1167 00:51:10,834 --> 00:51:13,166 I need a leather strap to bite on. 1168 00:51:13,250 --> 00:51:14,333 Please don't start yet. 1169 00:51:14,417 --> 00:51:17,125 Uh, actually, we're almost done. 1170 00:51:17,208 --> 00:51:19,333 How did you do that? 1171 00:51:19,417 --> 00:51:21,333 Anesthesia. 1172 00:51:21,417 --> 00:51:23,041 Oh! 1173 00:51:23,125 --> 00:51:24,792 I-I suppose I'm fine, then. 1174 00:51:24,875 --> 00:51:26,208 Yeah. 1175 00:51:26,291 --> 00:51:28,417 [doctor] What do you think that is? 1176 00:51:30,250 --> 00:51:33,208 [♪♪♪] 1177 00:51:33,291 --> 00:51:35,542 I was shot. 1178 00:51:36,875 --> 00:51:39,041 That is a "Brown Bess" musket ball. 1179 00:51:39,125 --> 00:51:41,667 They stopped making those in 1820. 1180 00:51:41,750 --> 00:51:44,959 Where, uh... [chuckles] Where'd you find it? 1181 00:51:45,041 --> 00:51:47,667 It was pulled from this man's leg. 1182 00:51:47,750 --> 00:51:49,500 [chuckles] 1183 00:51:49,583 --> 00:51:51,917 I mean, I've heard of these "re-enactors" going pretty far, 1184 00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:55,041 but you, my friend, you take the cake. 1185 00:51:59,083 --> 00:52:01,166 [♪♪♪] 1186 00:52:05,041 --> 00:52:07,417 [Rip] How can this even be the same place? 1187 00:52:07,500 --> 00:52:09,792 I know, it looks different to me, 1188 00:52:09,875 --> 00:52:11,917 and I only left 10 years ago. 1189 00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:13,500 You lived in New York City? 1190 00:52:13,583 --> 00:52:16,166 Yeah. Yeah. Until Simon left. 1191 00:52:16,250 --> 00:52:17,709 Your husband? 1192 00:52:17,792 --> 00:52:19,250 No. Baby daddy. 1193 00:52:19,333 --> 00:52:20,667 "Baby daddy"? 1194 00:52:20,750 --> 00:52:21,959 Yeah. [laughs] 1195 00:52:22,041 --> 00:52:23,375 We weren't married. 1196 00:52:23,458 --> 00:52:25,250 I know that sounds unusual to you, 1197 00:52:25,333 --> 00:52:28,417 but it's really not that uncommon anymore. 1198 00:52:28,500 --> 00:52:30,458 He left, uh, right before Henry was born. 1199 00:52:30,542 --> 00:52:31,792 I'm sorry. 1200 00:52:31,875 --> 00:52:33,208 There is nothing less honorable 1201 00:52:33,291 --> 00:52:35,208 than a man abandoning a woman with child. 1202 00:52:35,291 --> 00:52:38,000 Yeah, well, that's something we both can agree on. 1203 00:52:38,083 --> 00:52:41,041 Anyway, but really, I'm fine now. 1204 00:52:41,125 --> 00:52:42,709 So you left the city? 1205 00:52:42,792 --> 00:52:44,208 Yes. 1206 00:52:44,291 --> 00:52:46,458 Uh, so, my parents had just retired, 1207 00:52:46,542 --> 00:52:49,709 and I admit I was feeling a bit overwhelmed, 1208 00:52:49,792 --> 00:52:52,083 so I took a hiatus from my advertising job. 1209 00:52:52,166 --> 00:52:53,834 I thought it would be temporary, 1210 00:52:53,917 --> 00:52:55,709 but then, my mom got Alzheimer's, 1211 00:52:55,792 --> 00:52:57,375 so I stayed. 1212 00:52:57,458 --> 00:52:59,250 Um, Alzheimer's is a disease 1213 00:52:59,333 --> 00:53:01,667 where you stop being able to remember things. 1214 00:53:01,750 --> 00:53:03,250 Like me? 1215 00:53:03,333 --> 00:53:06,250 No. Not quite. 1216 00:53:06,333 --> 00:53:09,291 Anyway, it was a difficult couple of years. 1217 00:53:09,375 --> 00:53:10,834 But you know I realized? 1218 00:53:10,917 --> 00:53:13,083 People need healthy food-- 1219 00:53:13,166 --> 00:53:16,208 not food filled with chemicals and... 1220 00:53:16,291 --> 00:53:17,333 that's where I feel like 1221 00:53:17,417 --> 00:53:19,917 I'm really accomplishing something. 1222 00:53:22,667 --> 00:53:24,709 [♪♪♪] 1223 00:53:41,667 --> 00:53:44,792 [Rip] Why is it called "Edge"? 1224 00:53:44,875 --> 00:53:46,500 [Sarah] I'll show you if you're up for it. 1225 00:53:54,250 --> 00:53:55,834 Come on. Walk straight. 1226 00:53:57,417 --> 00:53:58,750 You've got to walk straight. 1227 00:54:03,250 --> 00:54:05,250 Are you sure it's safe for us to be up this high? 1228 00:54:05,333 --> 00:54:06,417 Yes. 1229 00:54:06,500 --> 00:54:08,500 Okay, you see that building right there? 1230 00:54:08,583 --> 00:54:11,583 That building is still standing and it was built 90 years ago. 1231 00:54:11,667 --> 00:54:12,750 Come on. 1232 00:54:16,500 --> 00:54:17,583 Oh, my. 1233 00:54:19,542 --> 00:54:22,083 Yeah, it's pretty impressive, isn't it? 1234 00:54:22,166 --> 00:54:25,583 I wonder if this is what Heaven must be like. 1235 00:54:25,667 --> 00:54:27,959 Yeah, I have to admit, it still takes my breath away. 1236 00:54:29,917 --> 00:54:32,625 Who'd have dreamed we'd be capable of such edifices? 1237 00:54:32,709 --> 00:54:36,208 [Sarah] Humans seem intent on always wanting more, 1238 00:54:36,291 --> 00:54:38,959 going bigger. 1239 00:54:41,500 --> 00:54:43,875 It's reassuring to know we got it right. 1240 00:54:43,959 --> 00:54:45,166 The architecture? 1241 00:54:45,250 --> 00:54:46,333 No. 1242 00:54:46,417 --> 00:54:48,291 All of this. 1243 00:54:48,375 --> 00:54:50,000 America. 1244 00:54:50,083 --> 00:54:51,792 When we battled for our independence, 1245 00:54:51,875 --> 00:54:55,125 it was really just a theory... democracy. 1246 00:54:56,959 --> 00:54:58,250 At the time, 1247 00:54:58,333 --> 00:54:59,875 it seemed like a grand experiment. 1248 00:54:59,959 --> 00:55:02,375 We didn't know if we'd survive, as a people, 1249 00:55:02,458 --> 00:55:03,417 as a country. 1250 00:55:03,500 --> 00:55:05,125 It's good to see 1251 00:55:05,208 --> 00:55:06,917 that we managed to figure it out. 1252 00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:08,917 I don't know that we figured it out. 1253 00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:10,959 I mean, not by a long shot. 1254 00:55:11,041 --> 00:55:14,041 After all this time, we keep trying. 1255 00:55:14,125 --> 00:55:15,792 I think that's what's important. 1256 00:55:15,875 --> 00:55:17,125 Well, 1257 00:55:17,208 --> 00:55:18,583 at the very least, 1258 00:55:18,667 --> 00:55:21,083 it's good to know that the ideals we fought for-- 1259 00:55:21,166 --> 00:55:24,667 they have definitely amounted to all this. 1260 00:55:24,750 --> 00:55:26,125 When I look around, 1261 00:55:26,208 --> 00:55:29,709 I see something grand and marvelous. 1262 00:55:29,792 --> 00:55:32,709 [♪♪♪] 1263 00:55:32,792 --> 00:55:36,125 It does seem to allow people to take liberties, I suppose. 1264 00:55:36,208 --> 00:55:37,625 [laughs] 1265 00:55:37,709 --> 00:55:39,583 Well, it is pretty romantic. 1266 00:55:39,667 --> 00:55:42,041 [♪♪♪] 1267 00:55:47,792 --> 00:55:49,917 When we run out of probable explanations 1268 00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:52,291 for your story, 1269 00:55:52,375 --> 00:55:56,417 then perhaps it's time to consider improbable ones. 1270 00:55:57,667 --> 00:55:59,375 We've had a request 1271 00:55:59,458 --> 00:56:02,166 for you to discuss all of this with Dr. Silver. 1272 00:56:02,250 --> 00:56:05,834 He teaches quantum theory in our physics department. 1273 00:56:08,291 --> 00:56:10,125 You see, we've run different combinations of elements 1274 00:56:10,208 --> 00:56:11,500 though our computer models 1275 00:56:11,583 --> 00:56:13,583 in order to formulate an equation that would account 1276 00:56:13,667 --> 00:56:16,000 for certain types of quantum anomalies. 1277 00:56:16,083 --> 00:56:17,959 Is this a commonplace mysticism for you? 1278 00:56:18,041 --> 00:56:20,208 Because I understand this about as well as I do your tractor. 1279 00:56:20,291 --> 00:56:21,792 I have no idea what he's talking about either. 1280 00:56:21,875 --> 00:56:22,709 Sorry. 1281 00:56:22,792 --> 00:56:23,667 No, no. I'm sorry. 1282 00:56:23,750 --> 00:56:24,834 I may have gotten 1283 00:56:24,917 --> 00:56:26,041 a little carried away in my excitement. 1284 00:56:26,125 --> 00:56:27,792 You see, you, sir, may represent 1285 00:56:27,875 --> 00:56:30,000 the living embodiment of this theory. 1286 00:56:30,083 --> 00:56:31,625 What exactly is the theory? 1287 00:56:31,709 --> 00:56:33,709 Well, let me explain it to you another way. 1288 00:56:33,792 --> 00:56:35,542 You see, quantum physics is a science 1289 00:56:35,625 --> 00:56:37,667 which examines physical phenomena 1290 00:56:37,750 --> 00:56:39,500 usually along a subatomic scale. 1291 00:56:39,583 --> 00:56:41,083 Now, here's an example. 1292 00:56:41,166 --> 00:56:42,709 We've recently taken trace amounts 1293 00:56:42,792 --> 00:56:44,250 of new uranium particles 1294 00:56:44,333 --> 00:56:46,250 and placed them at the Bikini Atoll. 1295 00:56:46,333 --> 00:56:48,083 Where the nuclear bomb was tested? 1296 00:56:48,166 --> 00:56:49,333 Yes, that's right. 1297 00:56:49,417 --> 00:56:51,291 I don't know what any of that is. 1298 00:56:51,375 --> 00:56:53,875 That's fine, but here's what's significant. 1299 00:56:53,959 --> 00:56:55,792 Now, we've noticed disturbances 1300 00:56:55,875 --> 00:56:57,625 in the present-day uranium particles 1301 00:56:57,709 --> 00:56:59,041 similar to what we would expect to find 1302 00:56:59,125 --> 00:57:00,542 after a nuclear blast, 1303 00:57:00,625 --> 00:57:04,333 even though that event took place over 70 years ago. 1304 00:57:04,417 --> 00:57:06,667 You see... 1305 00:57:06,750 --> 00:57:09,208 there seems to be a connection between the particles 1306 00:57:09,291 --> 00:57:11,500 that exists across time. 1307 00:57:11,583 --> 00:57:13,583 How does that apply to Rip? 1308 00:57:13,667 --> 00:57:15,333 Well... 1309 00:57:15,417 --> 00:57:18,083 let's imagine that this is the history of America, 1310 00:57:18,166 --> 00:57:19,750 from the establishment of the colonies 1311 00:57:19,834 --> 00:57:21,750 all the way up to the present time. 1312 00:57:21,834 --> 00:57:23,125 Now, we have always assumed 1313 00:57:23,208 --> 00:57:25,542 that time moves us at a consistent pace, 1314 00:57:25,625 --> 00:57:27,583 just one way, along this line. 1315 00:57:27,667 --> 00:57:29,917 But the behavior of the uranium particles 1316 00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:32,125 suggests that great energetic disturbances 1317 00:57:32,208 --> 00:57:34,000 create wormholes. 1318 00:57:34,083 --> 00:57:36,792 Now, this would explain how a person such as yourself, 1319 00:57:36,875 --> 00:57:38,083 from this point in time, 1320 00:57:38,166 --> 00:57:40,166 could end up at this point in time. 1321 00:57:40,250 --> 00:57:42,583 If the cave that you mentioned 1322 00:57:42,667 --> 00:57:44,917 had high amounts of lead, zinc, molybdenum, 1323 00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:46,625 and trace amounts of a radioactive element 1324 00:57:46,709 --> 00:57:48,542 like uranium, or radium even, 1325 00:57:48,625 --> 00:57:51,000 and it was subject to intense jolts of energy-- 1326 00:57:51,083 --> 00:57:53,250 like the lightning strike that you described-- 1327 00:57:53,333 --> 00:57:56,417 it would effectively create a wormhole. 1328 00:57:56,500 --> 00:57:58,000 And that wormhole 1329 00:57:58,083 --> 00:58:02,125 would result in a fold, or a tear in time, 1330 00:58:02,208 --> 00:58:04,083 landing you, my friend... 1331 00:58:05,417 --> 00:58:07,125 ...in the future. 1332 00:58:10,375 --> 00:58:12,625 So you're saying his story is real? 1333 00:58:12,709 --> 00:58:16,125 Do you think I could get back to my own time? 1334 00:58:16,208 --> 00:58:18,959 The answer to both your questions 1335 00:58:19,041 --> 00:58:21,125 is, theoretically... yes. 1336 00:58:22,291 --> 00:58:24,458 Yes, it's possible. 1337 00:58:24,542 --> 00:58:26,709 [♪♪♪] 1338 00:58:35,333 --> 00:58:36,834 [Rip, distracted] Grand and marvelous. 1339 00:58:36,917 --> 00:58:38,500 What's that? 1340 00:58:39,750 --> 00:58:40,583 Thank you. 1341 00:58:40,667 --> 00:58:42,250 For what? 1342 00:58:42,333 --> 00:58:44,667 For taking me here. 1343 00:58:44,750 --> 00:58:47,583 And for taking my story seriously. 1344 00:58:47,667 --> 00:58:50,333 And for taking me in. 1345 00:58:50,417 --> 00:58:53,000 When you found me in your barn, 1346 00:58:53,083 --> 00:58:56,208 you were very gracious and trusting. 1347 00:58:57,625 --> 00:59:00,750 I don't pretend to understand this new world, 1348 00:59:00,834 --> 00:59:02,166 but I believe I've learned enough to know 1349 00:59:02,250 --> 00:59:05,041 that it was an unlikely and generous thing. 1350 00:59:06,375 --> 00:59:08,333 You're welcome. 1351 00:59:08,417 --> 00:59:10,291 [chuckles softly] 1352 00:59:11,583 --> 00:59:14,125 Do you think what the doctor told us is true? 1353 00:59:17,208 --> 00:59:19,208 I wish I knew. 1354 00:59:19,291 --> 00:59:21,250 I... I don't know. 1355 00:59:24,917 --> 00:59:26,417 Some days on the farm, 1356 00:59:26,500 --> 00:59:27,875 I... 1357 00:59:27,959 --> 00:59:31,041 I feel as if there's no place I'd rather be. 1358 00:59:31,125 --> 00:59:33,709 But then, there are times like this, 1359 00:59:33,792 --> 00:59:35,125 this trip into the city, 1360 00:59:35,208 --> 00:59:38,417 where I worry I might never fit into this new world. 1361 00:59:44,291 --> 00:59:46,125 But it sure is something. 1362 00:59:56,917 --> 00:59:59,333 [♪♪♪] 1363 01:00:01,959 --> 01:00:03,000 -Hey! -Hey. 1364 01:00:03,083 --> 01:00:04,417 Is something wrong? 1365 01:00:04,500 --> 01:00:06,166 No, I don't think so. 1366 01:00:06,250 --> 01:00:07,458 Does something need to be wrong? 1367 01:00:07,542 --> 01:00:09,458 I just haven't seen you in a little while. 1368 01:00:09,542 --> 01:00:11,458 Right. I'm sorry. 1369 01:00:11,542 --> 01:00:13,875 I've just been-- I've just been really busy. 1370 01:00:13,959 --> 01:00:15,333 -I thought so. -Yeah. 1371 01:00:15,417 --> 01:00:17,000 You know, I was thinking, "Sarah must be so busy..." 1372 01:00:17,083 --> 01:00:18,834 and "Sarah must need a break." 1373 01:00:18,917 --> 01:00:21,250 So, I was thinking we, uh, grill up some steaks-- 1374 01:00:21,333 --> 01:00:23,583 and I brought a nice bottle of that red that you like-- 1375 01:00:23,667 --> 01:00:25,375 Good evening, Deputy. 1376 01:00:26,542 --> 01:00:29,000 Um, it's daytime, but... 1377 01:00:30,709 --> 01:00:31,959 Right. 1378 01:00:32,041 --> 01:00:34,417 Um, Ted-- Ted was just stopping by to say hello. 1379 01:00:35,500 --> 01:00:37,083 Hello. 1380 01:00:38,250 --> 01:00:40,083 Yeah. Hello. 1381 01:00:42,917 --> 01:00:44,375 Y-You know, I was hoping 1382 01:00:44,458 --> 01:00:45,959 that I could just have a little moment with Sarah. 1383 01:00:46,041 --> 01:00:48,250 Just the... two of us. 1384 01:00:48,333 --> 01:00:49,792 Oh. 1385 01:00:51,458 --> 01:00:53,000 Certainly. 1386 01:00:53,083 --> 01:00:55,000 I'll get back to loading the carriage. 1387 01:00:55,083 --> 01:00:56,709 Uh, "truck." 1388 01:00:56,792 --> 01:00:59,250 Thank you. Yeah, tha-- that one. Thanks. 1389 01:01:01,417 --> 01:01:02,667 Good day! 1390 01:01:02,750 --> 01:01:04,917 Good day. 1391 01:01:08,500 --> 01:01:09,917 How's it going with him? 1392 01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:11,792 Giving you any trouble? 1393 01:01:11,875 --> 01:01:12,917 No. Not at all. 1394 01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:14,208 Okay, well, listen. 1395 01:01:14,291 --> 01:01:15,792 While I'm here, 1396 01:01:15,875 --> 01:01:18,208 I actually got a response from the National Military Archive, 1397 01:01:18,291 --> 01:01:20,208 and there's absolutely no record 1398 01:01:20,291 --> 01:01:22,417 of your guy ever having served in the military. 1399 01:01:22,500 --> 01:01:23,667 His name is Rip. 1400 01:01:23,750 --> 01:01:26,166 Yeah, pretty sure that's not his real name. 1401 01:01:26,250 --> 01:01:28,083 What are you trying to say, Ted? 1402 01:01:28,166 --> 01:01:29,375 Well, people in town 1403 01:01:29,458 --> 01:01:31,667 have been talking about this crazy story of his 1404 01:01:31,750 --> 01:01:34,250 and we're all more than a little concerned, 1405 01:01:34,333 --> 01:01:39,333 and you know, I've heard of situations like this before. 1406 01:01:39,417 --> 01:01:42,291 Really? You've heard of situations like Rip's? 1407 01:01:42,375 --> 01:01:44,917 Situations where a con artist comes along, 1408 01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:47,250 and tells a wild story to some easy marks, yeah. 1409 01:01:47,333 --> 01:01:48,750 Oh! Oh. So I assume 1410 01:01:48,834 --> 01:01:50,625 that Dad and I are the "easy marks" in this story? 1411 01:01:50,709 --> 01:01:52,375 Sarah, come on. 1412 01:01:52,458 --> 01:01:54,709 I'm just worried that he might be taking advantage of you. 1413 01:01:54,792 --> 01:01:56,917 Ted. I-I can't do this right now. 1414 01:01:57,000 --> 01:01:57,917 I'm so sorry. 1415 01:01:58,000 --> 01:02:00,417 I-I'm just, like, I'm really busy. 1416 01:02:00,500 --> 01:02:01,667 Can we talk later? 1417 01:02:01,750 --> 01:02:03,041 Sure. 1418 01:02:04,667 --> 01:02:05,667 Um, what about this weekend? 1419 01:02:07,250 --> 01:02:11,041 Look. I appreciate the offer. I am just so slammed right now. 1420 01:02:11,125 --> 01:02:12,667 No, I mean the festival. 1421 01:02:12,750 --> 01:02:13,792 You're gonna come, aren't you? 1422 01:02:13,875 --> 01:02:15,917 Right. Yes. The festival. 1423 01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:18,750 Of course. I-I-I will be at the festival. 1424 01:02:18,834 --> 01:02:20,291 Okay, then. 1425 01:02:20,375 --> 01:02:23,750 And maybe another time for the steaks? 1426 01:02:23,834 --> 01:02:26,125 [chuckles awkwardly] 1427 01:02:26,208 --> 01:02:27,125 Sure. Sure. 1428 01:02:27,208 --> 01:02:28,208 Okay. 1429 01:02:28,291 --> 01:02:30,417 Uh, don't work too hard. 1430 01:02:30,500 --> 01:02:32,291 -Thanks. -All right. 1431 01:02:32,375 --> 01:02:34,834 [♪♪♪] 1432 01:02:42,458 --> 01:02:45,375 [festive chatter and buzz] 1433 01:02:49,417 --> 01:02:51,291 [♪♪♪] 1434 01:02:53,875 --> 01:02:55,583 Mom, they have candy apples! 1435 01:02:55,667 --> 01:02:57,458 You'll be on a sugar-high all night. 1436 01:02:57,542 --> 01:02:58,875 He'll be fine! 1437 01:02:58,959 --> 01:03:01,125 Come on. I see Bloom's hard cider stand over there. 1438 01:03:01,208 --> 01:03:03,291 Go easy, both of you! 1439 01:03:07,875 --> 01:03:09,375 Does that bother you? 1440 01:03:09,458 --> 01:03:12,458 No. It rather delights me. 1441 01:03:12,542 --> 01:03:13,625 Don't worry. 1442 01:03:13,709 --> 01:03:15,667 No one's thinking any the worse of us. 1443 01:03:15,750 --> 01:03:17,917 And even if they were, I wouldn't care. 1444 01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:19,208 Indeed. 1445 01:03:19,291 --> 01:03:21,458 Why does that not surprise me? 1446 01:03:21,542 --> 01:03:23,250 [chuckles] So what about you, Rip? 1447 01:03:23,333 --> 01:03:24,750 What do you want to do? 1448 01:03:24,834 --> 01:03:26,291 At the moment, 1449 01:03:26,375 --> 01:03:28,000 I should like nothing more than to accompany you 1450 01:03:28,083 --> 01:03:29,417 to wherever your heart may fancy. 1451 01:03:29,500 --> 01:03:30,750 Ooh, you better be careful. 1452 01:03:30,834 --> 01:03:32,375 You don't know what you're getting yourself into. 1453 01:03:32,458 --> 01:03:33,875 Oh, dear. 1454 01:03:33,959 --> 01:03:36,458 Let's go have some fun. 1455 01:03:36,542 --> 01:03:38,709 [rock music thumping] 1456 01:03:38,792 --> 01:03:40,917 [♪♪♪] 1457 01:03:42,417 --> 01:03:44,250 It's loud! 1458 01:03:44,333 --> 01:03:46,500 Where are the musicians? 1459 01:03:46,583 --> 01:03:49,375 How have they secreted them inside this box? 1460 01:03:49,458 --> 01:03:51,375 No, that's a speaker! 1461 01:03:51,458 --> 01:03:53,208 You're not supposed to stand that close to it. 1462 01:03:53,291 --> 01:03:55,667 It's just a recording. You see that guy? 1463 01:03:55,750 --> 01:03:56,959 He's playing the music. 1464 01:03:57,041 --> 01:03:59,375 Oh... 1465 01:03:59,458 --> 01:04:00,709 This is rock music! 1466 01:04:00,792 --> 01:04:02,333 What do you think? 1467 01:04:02,417 --> 01:04:04,083 I'm not sure I can think at all. 1468 01:04:04,166 --> 01:04:05,667 Good! That's the point. 1469 01:04:05,750 --> 01:04:08,083 You're just supposed to dance! 1470 01:04:08,166 --> 01:04:10,458 It's okay to let yourself go. 1471 01:04:10,542 --> 01:04:12,917 Just listen to the beat and let your body do the rest. 1472 01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:15,083 [♪♪♪] 1473 01:04:15,166 --> 01:04:17,250 [laughs] Maybe a little more fluid? Yeah. 1474 01:04:17,333 --> 01:04:19,458 [♪♪♪] 1475 01:04:20,583 --> 01:04:21,959 Whoo! 1476 01:04:22,041 --> 01:04:24,333 Whoa. Whoa. 1477 01:04:25,917 --> 01:04:27,333 Or maybe more like this-- 1478 01:04:27,417 --> 01:04:29,750 yeah, yeah, there you go. 1479 01:04:29,834 --> 01:04:31,333 [♪♪♪] 1480 01:04:31,417 --> 01:04:32,458 Good. 1481 01:04:35,291 --> 01:04:36,250 [Sarah chuckling] 1482 01:04:36,333 --> 01:04:37,208 That was good. 1483 01:04:39,875 --> 01:04:41,250 Pardon me, kind sir. 1484 01:04:41,333 --> 01:04:43,959 I-I don't imagine you would be able 1485 01:04:44,041 --> 01:04:45,625 to play something a bit, um... 1486 01:04:45,709 --> 01:04:47,000 older? 1487 01:04:47,083 --> 01:04:51,000 Perhaps a... a gentle ballad to which one can dance? 1488 01:04:55,125 --> 01:04:57,166 -["Crazy" begins playing] -Well... that's an improvement. 1489 01:04:57,250 --> 01:04:59,250 [♪♪♪] 1490 01:05:06,875 --> 01:05:10,000 ♪ Crazy 1491 01:05:10,083 --> 01:05:14,667 ♪ I'm crazy for feeling 1492 01:05:14,750 --> 01:05:19,000 ♪ So lonely 1493 01:05:21,792 --> 01:05:23,750 ♪ I'm crazy 1494 01:05:25,792 --> 01:05:29,792 ♪ Crazy for feeling 1495 01:05:29,875 --> 01:05:35,250 ♪ So blue 1496 01:05:37,250 --> 01:05:40,625 ♪ I knew 1497 01:05:40,709 --> 01:05:49,208 ♪ You'd love me as long As you wanted ♪ 1498 01:05:51,709 --> 01:05:56,750 ♪ And then someday 1499 01:05:56,834 --> 01:05:57,625 ♪ You'd leave me for somebody new ♪ 1500 01:05:57,709 --> 01:05:59,458 Ahem. Mind if I cut in? 1501 01:06:05,959 --> 01:06:10,375 ♪ I worry 1502 01:06:10,458 --> 01:06:12,709 -Hi. -Hi. 1503 01:06:12,792 --> 01:06:18,333 ♪ Why do I let myself worry? 1504 01:06:20,417 --> 01:06:22,583 ♪ For I'm sitting there wondering ♪ 1505 01:06:22,667 --> 01:06:25,750 ♪ Wondering... 1506 01:06:27,375 --> 01:06:34,542 ♪ What in the world did I do? 1507 01:06:42,041 --> 01:06:44,166 Hey, freak. What are you doing? 1508 01:06:44,250 --> 01:06:45,792 Leave me alone, Wiley. 1509 01:06:45,875 --> 01:06:46,917 What do you got there? 1510 01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:48,959 I'm hungry. 1511 01:06:49,041 --> 01:06:52,917 Oh, yeah, I just remembered-- I hate candy apples. 1512 01:06:53,000 --> 01:06:54,458 [thump] 1513 01:06:56,083 --> 01:06:58,291 [thud] 1514 01:06:58,375 --> 01:07:00,208 Oh! You gonna cry? 1515 01:07:02,667 --> 01:07:04,125 Come on, freak. Stand up. 1516 01:07:05,166 --> 01:07:06,375 [thud] 1517 01:07:11,291 --> 01:07:14,041 That is a genuine Colonial farming tool 1518 01:07:14,125 --> 01:07:15,917 which was found near this thresher. 1519 01:07:16,000 --> 01:07:17,250 Well, look. 1520 01:07:17,333 --> 01:07:19,834 It's Calvin Majors. 1521 01:07:19,917 --> 01:07:22,000 Now, have you been telling 1522 01:07:22,083 --> 01:07:24,625 more of those incredible stories, Calvin? 1523 01:07:24,709 --> 01:07:26,166 Don't tell us. 1524 01:07:26,250 --> 01:07:28,792 You came to America on the Mayflower? 1525 01:07:28,875 --> 01:07:30,166 Waylon... 1526 01:07:30,250 --> 01:07:32,375 you're a pompous blowhard. 1527 01:07:32,458 --> 01:07:33,834 Well, maybe. 1528 01:07:33,917 --> 01:07:36,083 But at least I'm not nuts. 1529 01:07:36,166 --> 01:07:37,667 [Waylon snickers] 1530 01:07:37,750 --> 01:07:39,125 Now, as I was saying, 1531 01:07:39,208 --> 01:07:41,792 this thresher here would've been used by the local farmers 1532 01:07:41,875 --> 01:07:45,250 to harvest their barley and, uh, other grains. 1533 01:07:45,333 --> 01:07:46,875 I beg your pardon. 1534 01:07:46,959 --> 01:07:48,583 Look. 1535 01:07:48,667 --> 01:07:51,709 It's the O.G. 1536 01:07:51,792 --> 01:07:54,083 The crazy man himself. 1537 01:07:54,166 --> 01:07:56,417 Perhaps. 1538 01:07:56,500 --> 01:07:58,792 But what I find really crazy 1539 01:07:58,875 --> 01:08:00,166 is how much this man is charging 1540 01:08:00,250 --> 01:08:02,709 for items for which he is clearly misrepresenting. 1541 01:08:02,792 --> 01:08:04,458 Well, now, just a second here. 1542 01:08:04,542 --> 01:08:06,000 This device, for example. 1543 01:08:06,083 --> 01:08:08,750 This was not used for threshing grain. 1544 01:08:08,834 --> 01:08:10,500 It is a "flax break." 1545 01:08:10,583 --> 01:08:12,917 If you will allow me-- 1546 01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:15,417 you will notice... this hole. 1547 01:08:16,667 --> 01:08:18,583 There's a wooden peg which is missing, 1548 01:08:18,667 --> 01:08:20,750 on which this handle hinged. 1549 01:08:20,834 --> 01:08:22,959 When the flax was harvested, 1550 01:08:23,041 --> 01:08:25,208 they would draw it across these wooden slats 1551 01:08:25,291 --> 01:08:27,834 while bringing this handle down repeatedly. 1552 01:08:27,917 --> 01:08:31,333 It would break up the fibers of the flax plants, 1553 01:08:31,417 --> 01:08:32,750 so they could be carded, 1554 01:08:32,834 --> 01:08:35,250 and spun into thread, then woven into linen. 1555 01:08:35,333 --> 01:08:37,417 And that item you are about to buy, madam, 1556 01:08:37,500 --> 01:08:39,834 that... 1557 01:08:39,917 --> 01:08:43,083 is not a farming implement, as he stated. 1558 01:08:43,166 --> 01:08:44,083 [Waylon chuckles awkwardly] 1559 01:08:44,166 --> 01:08:45,834 It is a child's toy... 1560 01:08:45,917 --> 01:08:46,917 [clacking] 1561 01:08:47,000 --> 01:08:49,000 ...and it is broken. 1562 01:08:50,667 --> 01:08:53,875 Uh, if you'll excuse me, I can hear my phone ringing. 1563 01:08:53,959 --> 01:08:56,542 Hopefully it's someone who knows what they're taking about. 1564 01:08:56,625 --> 01:08:57,542 You obviously don't. 1565 01:08:57,625 --> 01:09:00,041 [♪♪♪] 1566 01:09:01,750 --> 01:09:03,208 Oh! That was amazing! 1567 01:09:03,291 --> 01:09:06,208 I have never seen Waylon so embarrassed. 1568 01:09:06,291 --> 01:09:07,417 [deep breath] Oh... 1569 01:09:07,500 --> 01:09:09,583 I don't think I needed that last cider. 1570 01:09:09,667 --> 01:09:11,458 Or the one before that. 1571 01:09:11,542 --> 01:09:13,709 -Oh, yeah. -Let's get you to bed. 1572 01:09:13,792 --> 01:09:15,333 [Calvin blows air wearily] 1573 01:09:15,417 --> 01:09:16,417 Mm. 1574 01:09:16,500 --> 01:09:18,333 [chuckles] "It's a flax break." 1575 01:09:18,417 --> 01:09:20,333 "Oh, I think I hear my phone ringing!" 1576 01:09:20,417 --> 01:09:22,041 [giggles] 1577 01:09:22,125 --> 01:09:23,750 [sighs] Ahh... 1578 01:09:30,875 --> 01:09:32,458 You don't have to do that. 1579 01:09:32,542 --> 01:09:34,542 I don't mind. 1580 01:09:39,000 --> 01:09:41,792 Your father... 1581 01:09:41,875 --> 01:09:43,625 you're lucky to have him. 1582 01:09:52,250 --> 01:09:53,834 I should say goodnight. 1583 01:09:53,917 --> 01:09:55,709 Okay. 1584 01:09:57,000 --> 01:09:59,291 [♪♪♪] 1585 01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:10,500 [rain hammering] 1586 01:10:13,375 --> 01:10:14,959 Rip! 1587 01:10:15,041 --> 01:10:16,959 Sarah? 1588 01:10:18,166 --> 01:10:20,583 [♪♪♪] 1589 01:10:27,375 --> 01:10:30,083 I'm a man of old-fashioned principles. 1590 01:10:30,166 --> 01:10:31,125 I can't. 1591 01:10:33,375 --> 01:10:36,667 [♪♪♪] 1592 01:10:55,166 --> 01:10:56,291 [smooch] 1593 01:10:56,375 --> 01:10:57,834 Goodnight, Sarah. 1594 01:10:57,917 --> 01:10:59,917 Goodnight. 1595 01:11:01,875 --> 01:11:04,166 [♪♪♪] 1596 01:11:15,417 --> 01:11:17,291 [knocking] 1597 01:11:25,709 --> 01:11:28,166 [rain pounding] 1598 01:11:28,250 --> 01:11:29,500 Deputy. 1599 01:11:29,583 --> 01:11:31,125 Can I come in? 1600 01:11:33,625 --> 01:11:35,542 Thanks. 1601 01:11:38,667 --> 01:11:40,333 Is everything all right? 1602 01:11:40,417 --> 01:11:42,291 Were you expecting someone else? 1603 01:11:44,750 --> 01:11:47,083 It's a nice farm, isn't it? 1604 01:11:48,709 --> 01:11:50,542 She's made a good life here. 1605 01:11:52,625 --> 01:11:54,625 And the business... it's taking off. 1606 01:11:56,792 --> 01:11:59,375 She's really made something out of this place. 1607 01:11:59,458 --> 01:12:00,625 Yes, I have 1608 01:12:00,709 --> 01:12:03,291 a tremendous admiration for Sarah 1609 01:12:03,375 --> 01:12:05,291 and her accomplishments. 1610 01:12:05,375 --> 01:12:06,500 Excuse me. 1611 01:12:06,583 --> 01:12:07,500 I bet you do. 1612 01:12:10,208 --> 01:12:11,625 So... 1613 01:12:11,709 --> 01:12:13,667 I suppose you're probably thinking 1614 01:12:13,750 --> 01:12:16,125 things are going according to plan, huh? 1615 01:12:17,834 --> 01:12:20,500 I'm sorry. I'm not sure I understand. 1616 01:12:20,583 --> 01:12:22,000 Look, uh... 1617 01:12:22,083 --> 01:12:24,417 it's just you and me here, 1618 01:12:24,500 --> 01:12:27,000 so can we drop the whole innocent 1619 01:12:27,083 --> 01:12:29,250 "I don't know anything about anything" act 1620 01:12:29,333 --> 01:12:30,667 and just talk? 1621 01:12:32,166 --> 01:12:34,875 'Cause you know there's no way I can let a con man like you 1622 01:12:34,959 --> 01:12:36,875 take advantage of good people like this, right? 1623 01:12:36,959 --> 01:12:38,792 I assure you, 1624 01:12:38,875 --> 01:12:40,583 that is not what I am doing here. 1625 01:12:40,667 --> 01:12:42,083 I have tried to behave 1626 01:12:42,166 --> 01:12:43,583 in only the most honorable manner. 1627 01:12:45,458 --> 01:12:47,250 -Honorable? -Yes. 1628 01:12:47,333 --> 01:12:49,250 Interesting. 1629 01:12:49,333 --> 01:12:51,458 Let me tell you what I see. 1630 01:12:52,917 --> 01:12:55,792 You come along out of nowhere, 1631 01:12:55,875 --> 01:13:01,583 acting innocent and confused and helpless. 1632 01:13:01,667 --> 01:13:03,709 And somehow you get them to go along 1633 01:13:03,792 --> 01:13:06,250 with your ridiculous stories 1634 01:13:06,333 --> 01:13:08,750 and maybe eventually they feel sorry enough for you 1635 01:13:08,834 --> 01:13:10,875 to keep you hanging around. 1636 01:13:12,583 --> 01:13:14,417 How am I doing so far? 1637 01:13:16,000 --> 01:13:16,959 So now what? 1638 01:13:17,041 --> 01:13:18,834 Well... 1639 01:13:18,917 --> 01:13:21,500 please, enlighten me. 1640 01:13:23,041 --> 01:13:24,208 Well, you're not really gonna stick around. 1641 01:13:24,291 --> 01:13:26,333 We both know that. 1642 01:13:27,375 --> 01:13:29,166 No. 1643 01:13:29,250 --> 01:13:33,417 You fooled these people into thinking you belong here. 1644 01:13:33,500 --> 01:13:35,834 But you do not. 1645 01:13:35,917 --> 01:13:37,291 And in the end, 1646 01:13:37,375 --> 01:13:40,834 all you're gonna do is break their hearts. 1647 01:13:40,917 --> 01:13:42,250 I would never want that. 1648 01:13:42,333 --> 01:13:44,125 Good. 1649 01:13:45,333 --> 01:13:48,375 I hope that's true. 1650 01:13:49,875 --> 01:13:52,959 Because I love that woman... 1651 01:13:53,041 --> 01:13:56,166 and I will not see her hurt. 1652 01:13:56,250 --> 01:13:59,750 I want to give her things you never could. 1653 01:13:59,834 --> 01:14:02,750 I mean, what do you really bring to the table? 1654 01:14:02,834 --> 01:14:06,250 Aside from silly stories and zero prospects? 1655 01:14:06,333 --> 01:14:08,000 I think I have something to offer 1656 01:14:08,083 --> 01:14:10,083 that men of this time have long forgotten. 1657 01:14:11,208 --> 01:14:12,458 [snickers] 1658 01:14:12,542 --> 01:14:15,750 I gotta give it to you, man. 1659 01:14:15,834 --> 01:14:17,875 You are good with words. 1660 01:14:17,959 --> 01:14:20,000 I mean, this whole... this whole thing-- 1661 01:14:20,083 --> 01:14:22,834 it works. 1662 01:14:22,917 --> 01:14:24,834 But listen up, Rip. 1663 01:14:24,917 --> 01:14:29,458 If you truly love Sarah, just do the right thing. 1664 01:14:29,542 --> 01:14:32,333 Your presence here is doing damage 1665 01:14:32,417 --> 01:14:33,959 to her and her entire family. 1666 01:14:36,083 --> 01:14:38,333 I can't even imagine what you mean. I-- 1667 01:14:38,417 --> 01:14:40,291 Well, that's the problem, isn't it? 1668 01:14:40,375 --> 01:14:42,500 Because she's not gonna tell you. 1669 01:14:42,583 --> 01:14:44,208 She's too kind. 1670 01:14:44,291 --> 01:14:47,083 Too good. 1671 01:14:47,166 --> 01:14:49,875 But she is becoming a joke in this town, 1672 01:14:49,959 --> 01:14:52,000 and I won't have it. 1673 01:14:53,208 --> 01:14:55,500 Her son is being bullied. 1674 01:14:55,583 --> 01:14:57,500 Her dad is being mocked. 1675 01:14:57,583 --> 01:15:00,125 All because they have a guy living with them 1676 01:15:00,208 --> 01:15:02,333 who claims he knew George Washington. 1677 01:15:02,417 --> 01:15:05,000 I know how it sounds. 1678 01:15:05,083 --> 01:15:06,166 But it's the truth. 1679 01:15:06,250 --> 01:15:08,834 A real man wouldn't do this, Rip... 1680 01:15:12,834 --> 01:15:16,667 ...even if he is delusional enough 1681 01:15:16,750 --> 01:15:19,917 to think he fought in the American Revolution. 1682 01:15:21,667 --> 01:15:23,875 I'm telling you right now 1683 01:15:23,959 --> 01:15:27,667 there is no future for you here. 1684 01:15:27,750 --> 01:15:30,083 And if you stay a moment longer, 1685 01:15:30,166 --> 01:15:32,542 you might not have any future left at all. 1686 01:15:34,083 --> 01:15:36,125 There's those words again. 1687 01:15:38,625 --> 01:15:40,959 [♪♪♪] 1688 01:15:42,041 --> 01:15:43,792 [rain pouring] 1689 01:15:43,875 --> 01:15:45,458 [door bangs shut] 1690 01:15:45,542 --> 01:15:47,917 [♪♪♪] 1691 01:15:50,667 --> 01:15:51,917 [radio reporter] ...This is 1692 01:15:52,000 --> 01:15:53,792 your current traffic and weather on the hour. 1693 01:15:53,875 --> 01:15:55,041 Sorry, folks, but it's a real nasty... 1694 01:15:55,125 --> 01:15:56,000 Morning. 1695 01:15:57,417 --> 01:15:58,458 Coffee's ready 1696 01:15:58,542 --> 01:16:01,417 and I'm about to go fix some eggs. 1697 01:16:01,500 --> 01:16:04,208 [reporter] ...Road closures along the 202. 1698 01:16:04,291 --> 01:16:06,458 There's also a report of a downed electrical line... 1699 01:16:06,542 --> 01:16:08,375 [Rip] Good morning. 1700 01:16:08,458 --> 01:16:10,667 My tongue feels like it's wearing a sweater. 1701 01:16:10,750 --> 01:16:13,500 ...Major precipitation is expected throughout the day 1702 01:16:13,583 --> 01:16:15,125 and a travel advisory has been issued 1703 01:16:15,208 --> 01:16:18,333 along the entire Hudson River Valley. 1704 01:16:18,417 --> 01:16:20,083 We're running a little bit late this morning. 1705 01:16:20,166 --> 01:16:21,709 The storm temporarily knocked out the power, 1706 01:16:21,792 --> 01:16:22,959 so my alarm didn't go off. 1707 01:16:23,041 --> 01:16:24,208 [Henry] Mom, do I have to go to school? 1708 01:16:24,291 --> 01:16:25,875 This is gonna be some storm! 1709 01:16:25,959 --> 01:16:27,959 Get your butt into gear. 1710 01:16:28,041 --> 01:16:29,500 All right, don't forget, 1711 01:16:29,583 --> 01:16:30,792 we have to batten down the chicken coop 1712 01:16:30,875 --> 01:16:32,583 and check the latches on the barn. 1713 01:16:32,667 --> 01:16:34,834 ...Find yourself a fire and snuggle up with a good book, 1714 01:16:34,917 --> 01:16:37,917 or, if you're like me, get caught up on some sleep. 1715 01:16:38,000 --> 01:16:39,542 This one has the potential to develop into 1716 01:16:39,625 --> 01:16:40,834 one of the biggest electrical storms 1717 01:16:40,917 --> 01:16:43,166 we've seen in decades. 1718 01:16:43,250 --> 01:16:45,834 [♪♪♪] 1719 01:16:47,583 --> 01:16:49,417 Hey! 1720 01:16:49,500 --> 01:16:52,333 I think I've almost gotten everything in order. 1721 01:16:52,417 --> 01:16:54,834 Well, I brought you a sandwich and some apple pie. 1722 01:16:54,917 --> 01:16:56,625 That's very... 1723 01:16:56,709 --> 01:16:58,083 you're very kind. 1724 01:16:58,166 --> 01:16:59,166 It's the least I can do. 1725 01:16:59,250 --> 01:17:01,458 It's never the least with you. 1726 01:17:02,834 --> 01:17:04,458 Well, uh, Dad and I are gonna run to the store, 1727 01:17:04,542 --> 01:17:05,875 just to pick up some things, 1728 01:17:05,959 --> 01:17:07,375 in case we're stuck here for the next few days 1729 01:17:07,458 --> 01:17:08,625 with this storm. 1730 01:17:08,709 --> 01:17:10,000 You'll be all right? 1731 01:17:11,333 --> 01:17:13,625 I hope so, Sarah Majors. 1732 01:17:13,709 --> 01:17:15,917 I very much hope so. 1733 01:17:18,583 --> 01:17:20,583 Are you... Are y... Are you okay? 1734 01:17:22,500 --> 01:17:24,667 About last night? 1735 01:17:24,750 --> 01:17:27,000 You just seem-- You seem a little, um... 1736 01:17:27,083 --> 01:17:31,500 No, last night was the most wonderful moment of my life. 1737 01:17:34,542 --> 01:17:36,375 Good. 1738 01:17:36,458 --> 01:17:38,542 [♪♪♪] 1739 01:17:48,125 --> 01:17:49,542 We should make sure 1740 01:17:49,625 --> 01:17:51,166 to put extra tie-downs on the barn doors and shutters. 1741 01:17:51,250 --> 01:17:53,291 Yeah. Getting right on that. 1742 01:17:53,375 --> 01:17:56,834 [rain hammering] 1743 01:17:59,750 --> 01:18:01,542 I can't find Rip. 1744 01:18:01,625 --> 01:18:03,625 He's not in the orchard or the barn. 1745 01:18:03,709 --> 01:18:05,291 You check the farmhouse? 1746 01:18:05,375 --> 01:18:07,166 Hey. 1747 01:18:07,250 --> 01:18:09,458 Hi, honey! How was school? 1748 01:18:09,542 --> 01:18:12,083 We practically didn't do anything today. 1749 01:18:12,166 --> 01:18:13,959 I totally could've stayed home. 1750 01:18:14,041 --> 01:18:15,458 Oh, yeah? Why? 1751 01:18:15,542 --> 01:18:17,500 I don't know, everyone was just talking about the storm. 1752 01:18:17,583 --> 01:18:18,333 Sarah. 1753 01:18:21,709 --> 01:18:23,208 It's from Rip. 1754 01:18:29,083 --> 01:18:31,417 "My dearest Sarah, Henry, and Calvin. 1755 01:18:31,500 --> 01:18:34,250 I must sincerely apologize for my sudden de--" 1756 01:18:34,333 --> 01:18:36,333 [words catch] "...parture." 1757 01:18:36,417 --> 01:18:38,041 [overlapping with Rip] "I fear that if I were given--" 1758 01:18:38,125 --> 01:18:39,792 [Rip] "...weeks or months, 1759 01:18:39,875 --> 01:18:41,417 and the world's greatest volumes, 1760 01:18:41,500 --> 01:18:43,667 I still would never find the proper words 1761 01:18:43,750 --> 01:18:45,750 to express my gratitude 1762 01:18:45,834 --> 01:18:48,834 or convey the depth of my feelings. 1763 01:18:48,917 --> 01:18:50,709 And thus I will depart, 1764 01:18:50,792 --> 01:18:52,458 much as I arrived-- 1765 01:18:52,542 --> 01:18:55,250 with no fanfare or warning. 1766 01:18:55,333 --> 01:18:57,250 This storm seems like my best chance 1767 01:18:57,333 --> 01:18:59,959 to return to where I indeed belong. 1768 01:19:00,041 --> 01:19:03,166 I'm sure it will be for the betterment of us all, 1769 01:19:03,250 --> 01:19:04,500 since I have no desire--" 1770 01:19:04,583 --> 01:19:05,542 [overlapping] "...to cause you anymore distress." 1771 01:19:05,625 --> 01:19:07,375 [Rip] "It is with a heavy heart 1772 01:19:07,458 --> 01:19:09,458 and all of my fondest affections 1773 01:19:09,542 --> 01:19:10,792 I bid you farewell. 1774 01:19:10,875 --> 01:19:13,667 Yours most truly and always, 1775 01:19:13,750 --> 01:19:15,333 Rip." 1776 01:19:15,417 --> 01:19:16,750 Why would he say that? 1777 01:19:16,834 --> 01:19:18,166 He's going back to the cave. 1778 01:19:18,250 --> 01:19:19,583 I have to stop him. 1779 01:19:19,667 --> 01:19:21,125 [tearfully] What if he does get back to his time 1780 01:19:21,208 --> 01:19:22,709 and I don't even get to say goodbye? 1781 01:19:22,792 --> 01:19:24,333 -I'll find him -Where? 1782 01:19:24,417 --> 01:19:25,917 Up along the eastern ridge, right? 1783 01:19:26,000 --> 01:19:28,709 He said "Katterskill Point." I think he meant Eagle Peak! 1784 01:19:35,417 --> 01:19:38,000 [♪♪♪] 1785 01:19:56,208 --> 01:19:58,917 [♪♪♪] 1786 01:20:02,583 --> 01:20:05,291 It's starting to get really steep! 1787 01:20:05,375 --> 01:20:08,417 You go on. We're just slowing you down! 1788 01:20:08,500 --> 01:20:09,917 Are you sure? 1789 01:20:10,000 --> 01:20:11,792 Yes, yes! We'll be fine. 1790 01:20:11,875 --> 01:20:13,667 Go on! 1791 01:20:18,542 --> 01:20:21,333 Don't worry. She'll find him. 1792 01:20:21,417 --> 01:20:23,375 -Okay, Grandpa. -Come on. 1793 01:20:23,458 --> 01:20:25,750 [♪♪♪] 1794 01:20:43,959 --> 01:20:45,709 [calling] Rip! 1795 01:20:47,041 --> 01:20:48,291 Rip? 1796 01:20:51,375 --> 01:20:53,208 Rip! 1797 01:20:54,375 --> 01:20:56,000 Rip? 1798 01:20:57,542 --> 01:20:58,542 Sarah? 1799 01:21:00,166 --> 01:21:02,375 What are you doing out here in this storm? 1800 01:21:02,458 --> 01:21:03,458 Are you mad? 1801 01:21:03,542 --> 01:21:04,458 You're the one trying to go back 1802 01:21:04,542 --> 01:21:05,709 two and a half centuries in time, 1803 01:21:05,792 --> 01:21:08,041 and I'm the one who's crazy? 1804 01:21:08,125 --> 01:21:10,208 I left you a letter. 1805 01:21:10,291 --> 01:21:12,333 You said you were causing us distress? 1806 01:21:12,417 --> 01:21:15,083 What does that even mean? 1807 01:21:15,166 --> 01:21:16,917 Ted enlightened me. 1808 01:21:17,000 --> 01:21:18,709 Ted? 1809 01:21:18,792 --> 01:21:21,417 What does Ted have to do with this? 1810 01:21:21,500 --> 01:21:24,625 I'm ruining your reputation. I have nothing to offer you. 1811 01:21:24,709 --> 01:21:28,041 What-- I decide what you have to offer me. 1812 01:21:30,583 --> 01:21:32,375 [thunder rolling] 1813 01:21:36,375 --> 01:21:38,458 Well, now's the chance for you to get back. 1814 01:21:38,542 --> 01:21:41,250 [♪♪♪] 1815 01:21:42,500 --> 01:21:44,500 Sarah... 1816 01:21:44,583 --> 01:21:48,208 I am a man who may forever be out of the right time and place, 1817 01:21:48,291 --> 01:21:50,417 but I will gladly forgo my chance 1818 01:21:50,500 --> 01:21:51,834 to return to where I belong, 1819 01:21:51,917 --> 01:21:55,083 if you would do me the unimaginable honor 1820 01:21:55,166 --> 01:21:56,792 of giving me your hand in marriage. 1821 01:22:00,125 --> 01:22:02,500 We don't have to get married yet. 1822 01:22:02,583 --> 01:22:05,625 But how about we go out for a date or two? 1823 01:22:10,667 --> 01:22:12,709 [thunder crashing] 1824 01:22:19,166 --> 01:22:19,959 My pack! It's gone. 1825 01:22:21,709 --> 01:22:22,875 [Sarah] Come on. 1826 01:22:33,041 --> 01:22:35,291 [thunder crashes] 1827 01:22:44,417 --> 01:22:46,458 [♪♪♪] 1828 01:22:46,542 --> 01:22:48,875 [Rip, writing] April 12th, 2022. 1829 01:22:48,959 --> 01:22:51,625 As I finally consider the strange occurrences 1830 01:22:51,709 --> 01:22:53,709 which have befallen me, 1831 01:22:53,792 --> 01:22:55,125 I am loathe to admit 1832 01:22:55,208 --> 01:22:57,375 I have spent the better part of my life 1833 01:22:57,458 --> 01:23:00,417 consumed with bitterness towards my father. 1834 01:23:00,500 --> 01:23:03,709 Truthfully, through no fault of my father's, 1835 01:23:03,792 --> 01:23:06,667 my life has been quite lonely. 1836 01:23:06,750 --> 01:23:09,792 I now deeply regret such animosity. 1837 01:23:09,875 --> 01:23:13,417 However, all of that has changed. 1838 01:23:13,500 --> 01:23:17,125 The house I have always lived in has finally become a home... 1839 01:23:17,208 --> 01:23:21,125 and it's only taken me a few centuries to find it. 1840 01:23:23,417 --> 01:23:25,959 I have discovered happiness with a remarkable woman 1841 01:23:26,041 --> 01:23:28,291 and her son and her father. 1842 01:23:28,375 --> 01:23:30,542 They have opened my eyes to true love. 1843 01:23:30,625 --> 01:23:34,166 I only wish I could share such a gift with my father. 1844 01:23:34,250 --> 01:23:37,000 I am not certain where my future lies... 1845 01:23:37,083 --> 01:23:39,750 or if I will ever return to him, 1846 01:23:39,834 --> 01:23:41,417 but I pray somehow 1847 01:23:41,500 --> 01:23:44,750 that he will know his son does love him well. 1848 01:23:44,834 --> 01:23:46,542 I have learned about such things 1849 01:23:46,625 --> 01:23:49,458 from a remarkable woman who wears pants 1850 01:23:49,542 --> 01:23:50,792 and who gives me hope 1851 01:23:50,875 --> 01:23:53,792 that, in the future, all things are possible. 1852 01:23:53,875 --> 01:23:56,417 [♪♪♪] 1853 01:24:09,625 --> 01:24:11,750 ♪ I wanna be with you forever 1854 01:24:11,834 --> 01:24:12,709 ♪ Always 1855 01:24:12,792 --> 01:24:14,041 ♪ Looking in your eyes 1856 01:24:14,125 --> 01:24:16,000 ♪ Trying to spend all my days 1857 01:24:16,083 --> 01:24:19,834 ♪ Loving you 1858 01:24:19,917 --> 01:24:21,208 ♪ Doing nothing 1859 01:24:21,291 --> 01:24:27,375 ♪ Nothing but loving you 1860 01:24:30,208 --> 01:24:32,417 ♪ I spent so much of my time 1861 01:24:32,500 --> 01:24:34,875 ♪ On other people 1862 01:24:34,959 --> 01:24:37,208 ♪ Only to find heartache 1863 01:24:37,291 --> 01:24:39,208 ♪ Don't wanna waste another second ♪ 1864 01:24:39,291 --> 01:24:43,875 ♪ On anyone else but you 1865 01:24:43,959 --> 01:24:47,375 ♪ I gotta tell you now 1866 01:24:47,458 --> 01:24:50,834 ♪ Before you make some plans 1867 01:24:50,917 --> 01:24:53,083 ♪ They say When you start falling ♪ 1868 01:24:53,166 --> 01:24:57,583 ♪ There's no coming back again 1869 01:24:57,667 --> 01:25:01,125 ♪ I wanna live my life 1870 01:25:01,208 --> 01:25:04,333 ♪ With you there by my side 1871 01:25:04,417 --> 01:25:08,208 ♪ And I wanna wake up from a dream ♪ 1872 01:25:08,291 --> 01:25:11,250 ♪ To see you sleeping 1873 01:25:11,333 --> 01:25:13,333 ♪ I wanna be with you forever 1874 01:25:13,417 --> 01:25:14,333 ♪ Always 1875 01:25:14,417 --> 01:25:15,709 ♪ Looking in your eyes 1876 01:25:15,792 --> 01:25:17,709 ♪ Trying to spend all my days 1877 01:25:17,792 --> 01:25:21,542 ♪ Loving you 1878 01:25:21,625 --> 01:25:22,917 ♪ Doing nothing 1879 01:25:23,000 --> 01:25:26,083 ♪ Nothing but loving you